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Parkour civilisation headcanon where Evbo is saying all that shit out loud so he’s basically monologging 24/7 and no one wants to call him out for it
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such a messy doodle but I just needed to draw them
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I might draw Evbo blushing when thinking about both Tabi and Seawatt smiling
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Okay listen so we’ve all heard about how ParkCiv is a really good analogy for late stage capitalism that has been simplified into an easy to understand in an easily digestible format for younger audiences to learn and understand, but CAN WE TALK ABOUT THE INTENSE MORAL QUESTION THAT PVPCIV PRESENTS?
What is the value of a human life? Is the suffering of one person acceptable if it means a life of peace for the rest of the world?
Evbo originally tried to get out of his first 1v1 by claiming that he has a wife and kids, which implies these family units DO exist in some way.
While the people we see that are eager for “The Chosen One” to appear so they can gain everlasting life are all fighters, not everyone who lives in this world is on their own. There are likely mothers, fathers, children, natural leaders, amazing people that are clinging onto life by only a few swings of the sword. It’s not just violent fighters, it’s likely normal people trying to simply get by day to day life.
Is it selfish of them to want to be there for their families, friends, etc.? To fear death? Is it selfish of Evbo to try to escape his fate of being essentially a pig for the slaughter forever?
Is world peace worth the suffering of a single person?
If one person has to suffer for an eternity to bring peace to his civilization, someone with no friends, no family, no ties to the world, is that okay?
Is it okay to torture someone in any circumstance?
I don’t have any clue whether this kind of thought was intentional, but this is SUCH a vivid and interesting moral dilemma. It’s the trolly problem made physical. Of course everyone wants to say that it’s never okay to facilitate the suffering of another individual, but in a world where your continued death spreads life and allows families and friends to remain together for the entire natural lives, would you even be able to continue saying that? Or would you be willing to accept that this is the price, and an innocent person has to pay it.
Would you partake? Observe? Fight back?
It’s SO FASCINATING and I am IN LOVE
And it’s once again presented in such a simple and easily understandable format that it is available for everyone to consider.
GOD my brain has melted into a gooey puddle on the floor please send help
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Wait till yall find out pvpciv evbo's character flaws are purposeful and a part of good character building and storytelling.
#Even if Evbo doesn’t learn and grow and isn’t the perfect protagonist I feel like that’s fine? Actually I think that’s even better#The Chosen One trope is boring. The Chosen One being kind of a weird little freak who doesn’t know how to talk to women#or have critical thinking skills? Fun. Fresh. Exciting.#One of my biggest dissapointments with ParkCiv was that it seemed to shy away from expanding on Evbo’s character flaws.#He has a massive ego and an overidealistic worldview and that’s never really expanded upon?#I know this is parkour fucking civilization but y’know#PVPciv Evbo is pretty similar but he’s a little more obnoxious and honestly isn’t as smart. Which is FINE! Because they’re DIFFERENT CHARS!#This was a disjointed mess of a rant but hopefully you get what I mean#TLDR PVPciv is good and it’s never going to be like ParkCiv. Because they’re different medias.#pvp civilization#parkciv#parkour civilization
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(pretend with me for a moment that you are a singlet getting your first alter if you're already a system for the sake of entertainment. if the character/person you last reblogged IS you, please pick a different one.)
okay: you've been hit by the System Ray, and you now introject the last character/real life person you reblogged onto your blog. if you reblogged a multi-character post, it's the first character you look at.
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I AM LOVING PVP CIV
they are so stupid i cant wait evbo to learn the super secret pvp tactic of the backwards 360
#tabi my dearly beloved#evbo wrote one (1) female character and she’s so peaj#peak#y’know what i mean#pvp civilization
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sequel to my last post
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hey considering the parallels between seawatt and evbo (very gay) and the old man and the parkour villain do you think the old man and the parkour villain had toxic yaoi going on too
#of course. have you seen that gay ass clown?#they had parkour battles in the bedroom and makeout sessions in the arena. and you know damn well the diamond boots stayed ON.
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something something seawatt making himself forever remembered in parkour civilization through false memories to make sure he doesn't end up forgetten like his home level something something seawatt and chain imagery
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yassifies your mcyt like i always do
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Parkciv art dump except 90% of it is seavbo toxic yaoi
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oh nooooo. oh. oh nooooooooo 🙄
Your icon is violently in love with you for 5 weeks how screwed are you
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I got myself a thing and that was a drawing tablet. So, first drawing with the tablet!
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