dgeometric
d馃敹 geometric
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dgeometric 10 hours ago
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oh so if you spend 40 hours working it's considered "good" and "productive" but suddenly it becomes "gross" and "clinically disconcerting" if you spend that same time looking at smut
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dgeometric 2 days ago
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free game idea: reverse chess. start with a stalemate board of two kings, then play a backwards game where you spawn your own pieces by undoing plausible attacks from your opponent. whoever gets all their pieces in starting position first wins. you can turn a queen into a pawn
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dgeometric 2 days ago
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got my first pair of bifocal glasses, or as i like to call them: the personal split diopter shot
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dgeometric 4 days ago
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I FUCKING LOVE THE MAGIC OF CINEMA
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dgeometric 7 days ago
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only referring to it as the New! Nintendo Switch XL
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dgeometric 8 days ago
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nintendo behind the scenes scrambling to hunt down and kill black market hardware leaks, meanwhile public facing nintendo has to play it cool with announcements like "big news for 2025! new mario digital wallpaper available"
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dgeometric 9 days ago
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my impression of that certain type of youtuber who can only speak with a very specific cadence reading kafka's metamorphosis
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dgeometric 9 days ago
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when stephen fry reading sherlock holmes audiobook does a character with an American accent 馃槅
when stephen fry reading sherlock holmes audiobook does a character with an Indian accent 馃
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dgeometric 9 days ago
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deleted bluesky off my phone bc it brought me nothing but psychic damage. putting all my chips on tumblr babyyyyy
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dgeometric 11 days ago
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dgeometric 12 days ago
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dgeometric 12 days ago
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not impressed by Elsa's quick costume change in Frozen: Live. if i ripped off a womans dress from under a hidden trap door theyd call it a crime
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dgeometric 13 days ago
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i would love to do this with a friend but sit on either side of the stranger and share snacks across their lap
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Hey man. Lets watch nosferatu together. Can you hold my hand if I get scared?
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dgeometric 13 days ago
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i was talking to a younger friend about my nostalgia for the old style Pizza Hut and he was confused about my childhood fondness for the salad bar until i explained how it gave me absolute freedom to put unlimited ranch dressing on my salad with a giant ladle
the 90s were a special time
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dgeometric 13 days ago
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dgeometric 14 days ago
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older lotr illustrations sometimes depict 茅owyn wearing ridiculously small armour. apart from the problem general sexualisation of the only female character (who really does anything), there鈥檚 another hilarious thought:
茅owyn pretended to be dernhelm, a man. to fit in, she must have worn men鈥檚 armor. so the armor in the illustrations is normal for rohirrim.
therefore, all the rohirrim rode to war just like that:
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dgeometric 15 days ago
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@soup-future an oder for you... got off track and shaded this one bc i like this creature
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