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A Captain America: the First Avenger Timeline for Fic Writers

(I’m so sorry I erased the original post I’M SO SORRY! You can read this without the visual aids on AO3.)

March 10, 1917 - James Buchanan Barnes is born, and we were all officially fucked.

July 4, 1918 - Steven Grant Rogers is born, and somewhere in Brooklyn Bucky’s mother wept …

June, 1924 - Steve’s mother is bedridden from illness associated with Tuberculosis.

September, 1930 - 12-year old Steve and 13-year old Bucky meet for the first time in Hell’s Kitchen, where Bucky scares off bullies trying to steal Steve’s money. What were they doing in Hell’s Kitchen? No one knows. Steve tells Bucky he’s been living in the orphanage ‘on 8th’ since his mother’s death. Which is odd since Bucky was apparently at her funeral when they’re both legal adults in a flashback scene from the Winter Soldier. For the purpose of this timeline, info from the movies will take precedent over info from the various tie-ins. Meaning Sarah Rogers is basically Schrödinger’s Ma for the next 6 years.

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I’m absolutely not against robits in the home, I think the possibilities are really cool but like… Alright actually, here’s a side by side comparison: 

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Derpy christmas aesthetic.

I HEAR THOSE SLEIGH BELLS JINGLING

RING TING TINGLING TOOOOOOOOOOOOO

COME ON IT’S LOVELY WEATHER

FOR A SLEIGH RIDE TOGETHER WITH YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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Me putting up my Halloween tree (...a month ago).

It’s pumpkin dance man! October is a good month.

Feel free to check out my shop!

Edit: pumpkin dance sticker sheets are up in my shop!

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looking for a remix of mama that will punch you in the eardrums and destroy all your crops????!! well HERE IT IS

@discolizardwizard helped edit this and make it sound a little less shitty thanks bro <3

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Petite-Madame’s Avengers Food Calendar - July 2020: Steve Rogers

I’m working on a new project, an “Avengers + Food” calendar. Once a month, I’ll post a page of the calendar (one Avenger = one month). You won’t have everybody because there’s just 12 months and there are a lot of characters now but I hope you’ll still enjoy it. ♥

January: Peter Parker * February: Tony Stark * March: Bucky Barnes* April: Natasha Romanoff * May: Sam Wilson * June: Clint Barton *

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#walk walk fashion baby

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This post is extra funny to me now.

I lay awake at night dreading the day when a very potter musical is no longer outrageously funny to people because they don’t understand all of the painfully 2009 cultural references that are made

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Welp, its been a hot minute since I got on Tumblr. But quarantine means:

1. I have a lot more time, so I’m writing again.

2. I’m working from home, but I hate it (lots of reasons, but they’re all hella depressing, so we’re not getting into it now), so I actually have creative energy to spare. So I’m writing again. 

3. Hi, I’m writing again. My goal is to have several chapters ready to post at the end of the week. 

Anyway.

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Andy Barber / Steve Rogers

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I mean...but accurate. 

I love getting dragged.

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Chris Evans/ Steve Rogers – Behind the scenes Production Photography Infinity War digital release

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3k Followers Giveaway

OH MY ACTUAL GOODNESS YOU GUYS. 

There are THREE THOUSAND OF YOU!  WHAT ARE YOU STILL DOING HERE?

I said I was gonna do something special and I wasn’t kidding.  You guys are awesome and you deserve the entire world.  Unfortunately, I can’t give that to you.  So I hope this giveaway will suffice.  

Rules:  

You must be following MOI (natch)

You must reblog this post (each reblog counts as an entry, but please don’t spam your followers)

This will go on until the end of the month (July 31, 2018)

Prizes: 

FIVE (5) Third place winners will receive a 500 word fic of their choice (I’ll post relevent links at the bottom of the post concerning ships and fandoms available)

THREE (3) Second place winners will receive a 2k word fic of their choice

TWO (2) First place winners will receive a 5k word fic of their choice AND FINALLY

ONE (1) Grand Prize Winner will recieve one each, 500 word fic, 2k word fic, 5k word fic AND a $25 dollar gift certificate to Adagio Teas. 

SOOOOO, get reblogging!  Let’s celebrate this amazing milestone the right way!  :D   Will Not Write List

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#badass

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This is what I tried explaining to my freshman year roommate when she consistently turned the thermostat to 90 degrees. 

We did not like each other.

People who prefer hot weather: Snow and ice are a pain, and the cold is just kind of uncomfortable even when you wrap up, you know?

People who prefer cold weather: MY SKIN LITERALLY MELTS OFF EVERY SUMMER I AM A FUCKING HUMAN SOUP AS WE SPEAK

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This is the most amazing post

and the end result:

bonus: