dexterousdawdler

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Why was Odysseus’ bow so hard to string?

(The bow I use in this is Chinese in design rather than Greek, but it hits some of the key shape points)

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I don’t really Go Here but u can always rely on this man to read a right wing politician’s outfit for filth

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when i say i’m from ukraine, people assume i live somewhere else now. when i say i live in ukraine, they assume i’m somehow immune to war, and there’s a logical division between a ukrainian they chat with on discord and a ukrainian on the news. bitches my yaoi is written from the bomb shelter

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The psychiatrist who wrote the criteria for narcissism just made an extremely important point about what’s wrong with diagnosing Trump with mental disorders

Dr. Allen Frances says in speculating about Trump’s mental health, we are doing a disservice to those who do suffer from mental illness. In a series of tweets, he explained why he doesn’t think Trump is a narcissist — and how harmful it can be for us to keep assuming that he is.

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Uk peeps!! Let’s get this going! 🏳️‍⚧️🇬🇧

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90s movies: Psychopharmacology is as good as a lobotomy. If you take pills to treat your mental illness it will literally murder your imaginary friends and you will become a boring, lotus-eating conformist drone.

Me after taking my meds: drives the scenic route home to see if there are any geese on the pond and does a little dance in line at the grocery store and comes home to throw everything​ in my fridge into a stew pot because I can finally taste food again while singing songs at my birds in which I replace all the instances of "she" with "Cheese" and doing a Dolly Parton impression on the phone to my sister

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I love how here on tumblr dot website we regularly cast the greatest curse we can muster on each other by pointing our long creepy fingers and intoning "10,000 notes" in a voice that carries the winds of the mountain with it.

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Magneto was Right, X-Men: The Last Stand

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it's really funny that even people who support luigi mangione have like fully bought into the propaganda being pushed that he's the one who did it when he hasn't been convicted of shit and is extremely likely just some guy the nypd and eric adams could reasonably pass off as the person who did it to save face. That huge fucking perp walk (that shouldn't have even been legal to do) was to plant the idea in the public's mind that yeah, obviously this guy did it, why would they be doing this if he wasnt, and you all fell for it without even thinking about it.

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shrek 5's teaser animation isnt bad you're just nostalgic for movies made in 2001

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It was either internet or tv at some point and it was so confusing. In my house bleach was for the toilet or mopping the floor. When I got older and a siblings' partner was using bleach to clean their sides I was so disturbed. Like why would you want to use something corrosive like that for anything else? Let alone wanting to mix it with anything else??? This isn't like playing potions with the different kinds of shampoo in the bathroom.

Because of a story going around, I'm curious

I'm pretty sure I learned it from some random story on the internet as a young teen, because my mom used bleach very, very rarely (I bet SHE knew about the dangers and that's why).

NO SHAMING of people learning this right now. I want everyone to be safe, including the lucky 10,000 who learn a "common knowledge" thing every day as adults (lucky 10,000 xkcd).

I was just thinking, man, mixing bleach with things can kill you, and I never learned it in school. It was all, don't fuck and don't smoke weed, and those things are pretty safe with just a little precaution, while bleach mixing is so dangerous. Why wasn't even one health class devoted to how to not poison yourself while keeping your living space clean?

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I'm so glad I live in a world where there's Archive of Our Own

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friendly reminder that the age of technology is coming to an end and a new age of blood magic and dark rituals will take its place

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1000% this, people need to stop calling their impulses and random thoughts "intrusive thoughts", they have no fucking clue how debilitating it is to have ocd

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seeing straight men be disgusted by booktok smut recommenders has actually radicalized me to the side of booktok smut recommenders. girls your taste may be atrocious but i will never disparage you for exposing mainstream discourse to the concept of soaking through your underwear. spent my whole life listening to men talk about penises it’s about time they get jumpscared by women talking about pussy in crude detail on social media. go forth and goon my warriors