dexandderek

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yeah, no, for sure

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nursey is no longer chill

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me: it’s canon that holster is UGLY fanon: no ❤️

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The first time Kent comes over to Tater’s house, he is attacked by this giant dog-like thing, and he’s like “WHAT THE FUCK” And Tater is like “Oh, this my kitty, her name is Tot” and Kent looks again and sees that it is indeed a huge Maine Coon cat rubbing up against his legs.

So Kent is like screaming internally because not only is this really amazing russian a cat person with a cat that is as a big as he is, but he also named his cat as a pun off his own name like Kent did

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shitty: FUCK THE LAX TEAM!!

holster: I'M TRYING

shitty: what

holster: what

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There’s a good chance I may have committed some light treason.

Holster, after hooking up with a LAX bro (via kryptmachine)

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Pillow talk. (Dex and Nursey, first time.)

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Awkward moment from Hall and Murray offering Kent a temp coaching job on the Samwell team:

“So I get that there’s no fraternization going forward,” Kent says, “but would it matter if I’ve had sexual relations with members of this team?”

They look at each other, then at him.  “How many are we talking about, son?”

He resists the urge to tug at his collar.  “Uh.  Current, or former?”

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I feel like kent parson is the kind of guy who is equally as likely to turn up beaten to a pulp saying ‘ha yeah well you should see the other guy’ or to turn up covered in kiss marks saying 'ha yeah well you should see the other guy’

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Kent names Kitt Purrson’s kittens Wayne Purrsky and Mario Lemew and Purrtrick Roy and Gordie Meow and Vladislav Treticat and Mike Purruzione and just for fucking shits and giggles he names three Marc Andre Furry and Sidney Clawsby and Evgeni Meowkin and they know about this and approve and have selfies with these kittens and there is no proof he promised that the next batch of kittens would include a Cory Clawford and Alexander Ovechkitten and Catrick Kane and Zach Purrise and Zedeno Clawra and Jonathan Moews (pronounced meows, duh) absolutely no proof at all (Kent deleted the texts he swears to god) and tbh you will have to pry this headcannon from my cold dead hands before I stop believing it.

Ty for ur time

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blame @isitthattimealready for this

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flower friends

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OKAY I’M DONE I SWEAR

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dex’s crush on jack goes away real fast once he realizes jack is a habs fan

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gonna lean into messier drawing

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They are in love your honor