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Pipe sprung a leak in the bathroom the other day and the cat came and bothered me about it and I can't stop thinking about it. She doesn't know what a towel or a mop is but she knew there was an unauthorised fucking Wet and she trusted my ability to rectify the situation

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Can you imagine the pressure Davrin is under if Lucanis is dating an elf Rook?

He has one shot—just one shot—to pull off the perfect “Trust me, bro” prank with bogus bullshit about elves.

He probably lies awake at night trying to craft the perfect lie. Lucanis isn’t an idiot. It’s got to be believable and not easily disproven. It has to be something personal so he won’t ask Rook or Bellara about it. And he’s got to time it for maximum hilarity.

The others notice he’s distracted and ask if he’s okay. He nods solemnly and says he just has a lot on his mind. The others understand. Risen gods, blighted dragons, responsibility for the last of the griffins… they’re all overwhelmed.

Meanwhile this man is thinking, “I am going to get that Antivan motherfucker if it’s the last thing I do.”

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Boss is asleep, cannot stop me from frogposting

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The problem with playing smash or pass is that there's a lot of characters which I'm not sexually attracted to but I would fuck in a heartbeat out of sheer curiosity and ego, like I don't find Mickey Mouse attractive at all but if he approached me at a bar and went "Hey sexy, want me to show you my mouseketool?" I would say yes because then I get to tell my friends I fucked Mickey Mouse

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The china cabinet that I have for the Redwall Project (tm) is quite tall, so the plan is to have three levels of livable space. That means I need a way for meece to move between shelves. And naturally, instead of building something reasonable like a ladder, I have constructed this three-story gatehouse.

The bottom layer has ramps inside, to allow access to the second level, which has that exterior staircase to get up to the third level, and is also split internally with a ceiling/floor that allows the top half of that story to be filled with dirt so I can grow live plants inside the greenhouse. (Yes, I know they'll burrow in there, that's fine.) The total height should be enough to easily disembark onto the second shelf of the cabinet.

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MOTHERFUCKER

It occurs to me that if and when they ever shut down the KHUx servers then the third game is gonna become a helluva lot more confusing for new players down the line.

Considering how much they like to port the KH series I wonder if they have some kind of contingency for this? Maybe we’ll see some kind of singleplayer version on another console like what they’ve got going with WorldNeverland-Elnea Kingdom having an app version and a switch version

Or maybe they’ll just release the cutscenes as part of a package with the next game.

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Lexaeus got Zexion in the divorce

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Shot in the dark I know but any chance someone knows what the names of Goultard’s wives are? Specifically the three from Dofus, not the OVA wife.

I know one of them is named Kiki and she seems to be a cameo of Kiki from Kiki’s delivery service, I wanna see if there’s any chance the other two wives are also cameo characters

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i am being bullied (affectionate) into posting some of my tdf/altador art

some close ups

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Wizard: Oh, I like your Goblin detecting sword! That's funny.

Goblin who thought they just had a cool glowing sword: ... My what now?

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I'm begging you to turn the sound on

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this person gets it

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Wood planing competition for thinnest plane of wood

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kaiba made it real weird real fast but yami kept him in line

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I do not like Oropo.

Not because I think he’s a bad villain,

But because I cannot respect a man who fumbled a dragon demigoddess baddie so incredibly badly.

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