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Oh look stars
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Don't get me wrong, I love my dumb sluts, but shoutout to the smart sluts too. Shoutout to the slut doing rocket science during the day and becoming a freeuse cumdump when they get home. Shoutout to the thot calculating pi while bouncing on girldick.
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If a gorgeous girl says “jack off for me” I am pulling my cock out no questions asked and doing what I’m told
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“Yeah no I’m not really into dad stuff idk…”
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“Dad dad dad dad dad fuck FUCK FUCK FUCK”
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i think AI is going to cause people’s brains to atrophy from lack of use at this point
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you literally have shitty hide armor and a dull ass shortsword. let me guess. your loot is 6 gold coins too? 🙄
#does this count for real life cause I got a dollar#I wiggle that shit around and hope it turns into a hundred
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Who wants to build a pillow fort then absolutely violate me inside it?
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new rule you have to live to be 34. you cant kill yourself until you turn 34. jesus died at 33 you can do better
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the a in my name stands for are you fucking kidding me
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sorry i didn't respond im losing my fucking mind
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