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Satan: Akira, Akira, Akira, look, okay, I get it. You had a really bad day. You’re stressed out, some people died-

Akira: ALL MY FRIENDS AND FAMILY!!

Satan: Not the point. They're dead now. And really who’s fault is that?

Akira: YOURS!!

Satan: Thats right, no one’s.

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*In the Literature Club Void*

Monika: Look, they’re dead now. And really, whose fault was that?

MC: YOURS!

Monika: That’s right. No one’s.

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Keith: Don't worry Lance, you have everything you need to defeat them.

Lance: The power to believe in myself?

Keith: No a sword.

Keith: Stab them.

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Incorrect SAO Quotes 8: Jedi Kirito

Kirito: *In GGO, Humming “Duel of Fates” from Star Wars*

Asuna: Does he-

Sinon: Do this all the time? Yes.

Lisbeth: Does it-

Sinon: Annoy me? Yes, very much.

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Shuichi: Should i be concerned?

Kokichi: *carrying a body upstairs* Just making tea.

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Melee Smasher's Breakfasts (typical and favorite)

Bowser

Typical: heart-healthy oatmeal with blueberries, sliced bananas, and herbal tea (has to watch his cholesterol) Favorite: fried chicken and waffles, eggs, biscuits, and sausage gravy (rarely eats this anymore)

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Dr. Mario

Typical: protein shake, black coffee Favorite: bacon and eggs, coffee with two sugars, buttered toast

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Falco

Typical: toaster pastries (prefers strawberry) Favorite: fried fish and white toast

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Ganondorf

Typical: dates, yogurt, nuts, homemade Gerudo flatbread Favorite: Shakshuka

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Ice Climbers

Typical: granola bars, trail mix Favorite: eggs, baked fish, rice

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Marth

Typical: bread, fish, tea Favorite: bread, jam, bacon, eggs

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Roy

Typical: rice congee, cream Favorite: meat and lots of it

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Mewto (doesn’t eat but grabs a milkshake now and again)

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Mr. Game and Watch

Typical: eggs and sausages Favorite: spam, eggs, spam, sausage, and spam (spam spam spam spam spam spam lovely spaaaam wonderful spaaaam)

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Princess Peach

Typical: grapefruit (has the special spoon and all,) tea Favorite: medium rare ribeye steak with peppercorn sauce, scrambled eggs, cream spinach, scones with butter and jam, country style potatoes/cottage fries with chili sauce, Bloody Mary (reserved exclusively for her cheat day)

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Pichu

Typical: pain Favorite: agony (someone help this poor thing)

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Princess Zelda/Sheik

Typical: muesli, fresh milk Favorite: ham and cheese omelette, tea

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Young Link

Typical: fresh Lon Lon Milk, cracked wheat with cream and butter Favorite: anything that isn’t squirrel, deku nut, mushroom, and bean stew (the Kokiri were never exactly masters of the culinary arts)

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Bayonetta: *gently rocking Kirby back and forth* You’re my baby, I’m your Mama! You’re my baby, I’m your Mama!

Palutena: Easy there, Kirby hag.

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Laxus: Move it, extras.

Mirajane: You can't walk around calling people extras just because you don't know who they are!

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Bickslow: The thing is, how would you know if a cloud was giving birth or if it was just farting?

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11: Don’t correct me!

Amy: Don’t be wrong!

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Thinking about kny swap AU…

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Dazai: I think my instincts about people are way better than yours.

Chuuya: Why do you say that?

Dazai: Well, you picked me, but I picked you.

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Wow, Todoroki’s so nice for paying. Oh wait...

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