devilsfeathers
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kite ◇ 28 ◇ genderfluid.they/them ◇ pan/demisexual.polyam ◇ australia
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devilsfeathers · 11 hours ago
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yeup
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devilsfeathers · 13 hours ago
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how the world feels when you listen to a song for the first time and immediately know you'll love it forever
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devilsfeathers · 1 day ago
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you think you’re sisyphus but you’re actually the fuckass boulder
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devilsfeathers · 5 days ago
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Captain, I'm sorry to report that the vibe is absolutely in shambles.
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devilsfeathers · 10 days ago
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“i’m not the same as who i was before [x] thing happened to me” does it help to know that you would not have stayed that person regardless
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devilsfeathers · 12 days ago
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Blues Clues for adults where everything is literally the exact same just Blue is a guy in a pup mask and harness
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devilsfeathers · 12 days ago
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it's such a bummer that losing control of your emotions only makes the entire situation worse in really embarrassing personal ways. losing control of my emotions should give me pyrokinesis.
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devilsfeathers · 13 days ago
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Your gender is now the first randomized wikipedia article you get. No rerolls.
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devilsfeathers · 14 days ago
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It's so octover
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devilsfeathers · 15 days ago
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they should pay you extra if you have to be the only fag in the workplace. they should give you a bonus for that.
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devilsfeathers · 15 days ago
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a collection
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devilsfeathers · 15 days ago
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A boop version where instead of a cat's paw the blog you are booping is hit with a brick
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devilsfeathers · 15 days ago
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holy fuck @kimdokjas youre every single one of those received boops akhdjsbd
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devilsfeathers · 16 days ago
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i missed it last year and i must be missing something this year cause idk how to boop so rip fun ig
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devilsfeathers · 20 days ago
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the default way for things to taste is good. we know this because "tasty" means something tastes good. conversely, from the words "smelly" and "noisy" we can conclude that the default way for things to smell and sound is bad. interestingly there are no corresponding adjectives for the senses of sight and touch. the inescapable conclusion is that the most ordinary object possible is invisible and intangible, produces a hideous cacophony, smells terrible, but tastes delicious. and yet this description matches no object or phenomenon known to science or human experience. so what the fuck
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devilsfeathers · 20 days ago
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Spin the 17th century death wheel and tell me how you died in the tags
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devilsfeathers · 20 days ago
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damn girl are you a wild animal being held in captivity 😍 because you are just pacing around rooms nonstop and taking eye contact as a sign of agression
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