devilsfeathers
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kite ◇ 28 ◇ genderfluid.they/them ◇ pan/demisexual.polyam ◇ australia
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#i might be drunk and this might be about a game i dont play#but this is a whole ass entire goddamn mood
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how the world feels when you listen to a song for the first time and immediately know you'll love it forever
#all your light (times like these) by portugal the man#felt like home the first time i ever heard it#rarely ever felt that before
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you think you’re sisyphus but you’re actually the fuckass boulder
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Captain, I'm sorry to report that the vibe is absolutely in shambles.
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“i’m not the same as who i was before [x] thing happened to me” does it help to know that you would not have stayed that person regardless
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Blues Clues for adults where everything is literally the exact same just Blue is a guy in a pup mask and harness
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it's such a bummer that losing control of your emotions only makes the entire situation worse in really embarrassing personal ways. losing control of my emotions should give me pyrokinesis.
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Your gender is now the first randomized wikipedia article you get. No rerolls.
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they should pay you extra if you have to be the only fag in the workplace. they should give you a bonus for that.
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#IM CRYING THE PREVS TAGS IS SO FUNNY#goron food#but also this is all very helcore#the hel#the magma star
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A boop version where instead of a cat's paw the blog you are booping is hit with a brick
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holy fuck @kimdokjas youre every single one of those received boops akhdjsbd
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i missed it last year and i must be missing something this year cause idk how to boop so rip fun ig
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the default way for things to taste is good. we know this because "tasty" means something tastes good. conversely, from the words "smelly" and "noisy" we can conclude that the default way for things to smell and sound is bad. interestingly there are no corresponding adjectives for the senses of sight and touch. the inescapable conclusion is that the most ordinary object possible is invisible and intangible, produces a hideous cacophony, smells terrible, but tastes delicious. and yet this description matches no object or phenomenon known to science or human experience. so what the fuck
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Spin the 17th century death wheel and tell me how you died in the tags
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damn girl are you a wild animal being held in captivity 😍 because you are just pacing around rooms nonstop and taking eye contact as a sign of agression
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