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-crosses his arms while Michael talks, not reacting save to roll his eyes somewhere in the middle of everything-

Oh yes, I think so little of you. Stop overreacting. When was the last time I actually put you down for your choices, aside from this? And why would I take advice from you when it comes to running Hell? All of your skill came from Dad's directions. My way is better. 

And you’re so much different? When’s the last time you’ve done anything for any of your followers that didn’t ultimately benefit you in the long run? Or the other Fallen? When’s the last time you didn’t have the urge- let alone resist the urge- to disparage me and my choices because they didn’t line up with yours or what you think I should do?

Those are all rhetorical since you clearly feel no need to confide in me and think so little of me. There’s no reason to think on it much since we both know how you’d react if I were to so much as hint at a piece of advice on how you should run Hell.

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Are you serious? You think he would have sent Gabriel in to deal with something if you couldn't overcome it yourself? I'm not overlooking anything. Everything he does benefits him in the long run. And you just cling to every little hint of praise he's willing to fling your way. 

I don't have to give you specifics. I can let you go right on thinking dear old Dad does things with his son's best interest at heart. Bliss in ignorance.

You didn’t answer my question.

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You didn't answer my question.

-squints at him for a moment then shrugs one shoulder- He helped you to stop me. We had a deal. How exactly did he do anything that wasn’t meant to further protect humanity in the long run? 

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-squints at him for a moment then shrugs one shoulder- He helped you to stop me. We had a deal. How exactly did he do anything that wasn't meant to further protect humanity in the long run? 

You want it to be. 

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You want it to be. 

He obviously doesn’t care enough to look out for you.

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He obviously doesn't care enough to look out for you.

That wasn’t for my own entertainment. 

Have you ever known? I thought you always needed someone to give you orders for that too. 

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That wasn't for my own entertainment. 

Have you ever known? I thought you always needed someone to give you orders for that too. 

Excuse me? It wasn’t just for fun the first time, you idiot. Because you don’t know what’s best for you right now. I thought I told you that. 

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Excuse me? It wasn't just for fun the first time, you idiot. Because you don't know what's best for you right now. I thought I told you that. 

I’m not doing this for funsies.

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I'm not doing this for funsies.

I would say risking war by destroying a large portion of the human race just for your benefit counts as being unhealthily interested in you.

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the-good-son:

devilonyourleft:

Ooh, frigid. What, are we jealous?

Obviously. You’ve found me out. If only I could get you to be as unhealthily interested me as you are in your true vessel that wants nothing to do with you and the complete destruction of humanity. That would make my vessel’s heart swim with joy. 

I would say risking war by destroying a large portion of the human race just for your benefit counts as being unhealthily interested in you.

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Ooh, frigid. What, are we jealous?

Not that it’s any of your business what goes on between us. 

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Not that it's any of your business what goes on between us. 

We ended it on the terms we agreed upon. 

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the-good-son replied to your post:Surprised to see you here.

I take it you and Sam Winchester ended the deal on less than savory terms.

We ended it on the terms we agreed upon. 

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Surprised to see you here.

Feel free to leave.

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-waits patiently until Gabriel has gathered Sam up and taken off then, in a mocking tone- Good luck with Michael.

-snorts, smirking to himself, though that expression fades a little when there's no quiet comment in his head. He sits there for just a little bit longer to take a moment and adjust to the sudden silence that comes with occupying an unattended vessel. It's incredibly boring, and the quiet house isn't helping matters, so he takes off, leaving the place completely empty again.- 

You call the shots up there.

You’re still in my room. Are you two staying for dinner?

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You call the shots up there.

You're still in my room. Are you two staying for dinner?

We haven’t been high on Heaven’s priority list for awhile.  I’m counting on that, actually.

Sure.  I appreciate the assistance.