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my dad bought honey. but did not get the one shaped like a sweet little bear. why do men rob me of the few chances of true joy in my life.
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me: hmm what happens if i forcibly bend this thing
thing: *breaks*
me:
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hot bitches still use their hands to determine right from left
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WHY WOULD YOU SAY YOUR FRIEND HAS A NICE LITTLE BODY
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10 year old me: who are you
me now: im you but im allowed to say fuck
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