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Dear Supporter,

I hope this message finds you and your family in good health. My name is Eman Zaqout from Gaza. I am reaching you out to seek your urgent help in spreading the word about our fundraiser. I lost both my home and my job due to the ongoing genocide in Gaza and we are facing catastrophic living conditions. 💔

I kindly ask you to visit my campaign. Your support, whether through donating or sharing, will help us reach more people who can make a difference. Thank you for your continued support for the Palestinian cause. Your dedication brings us closer to freedom. 🙏🕊

Note: Verified by several people as 90-ghost and aces-and-angels. ☑

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elf yuri except one of them is high fantasy and the other is one of santa's

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Once i was at a convention and when i got out of the hall to take a breath i saw this middle-aged dude with big fat sideburns, flashy clothes and aviator sunglasses (it was december)

so i went to him and said "Hey, are you Harry Du Bois ?", to which he answered "What?", because he was not at all dressed as Harry Du Bois, for he was actually a security guard, and he had in fact close to no idea nor much interest in what was going on in that hall he was guarding.

But then we talked a bit more, and quite quickly he went on a monologue about the chunky metal wolf head brooches he had one on both lapels of his jacket and how it helped him establish an aura of ferocity and dominance so people wouldn't dare attack him, and how that was very important to him as a security guard, so as far as i'm concerned he was actually Harry Du Bois.

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A young Wizard’s best friend.

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me, vibrating out of my skin : hey can I talk to you about this piece of media real quick? I pinky promise I'll be So Normal about it, like there's no reason to be concerned that this will turn into a three hour long monologue. Like I Prommy that I'm not gonna be a freak about it.

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i deserve to be an eel. in a crevice with a bunch of other eels. opening and closing our mouths over and over

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little kids always latch onto the older cousin who is the most aloof to them they're like i am so sorry sweet old ladies who want to give me toys & candy but i do not give a fuck about you right now because i have GOT to go bother the unemployed 23 year old who wants to play call of duty in the dark in his room

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Tomodachu

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english's pronunciation rules are absolute bullshit poopoo made up crap but one of my favorite side effects of this in written english specifically is like. altering the spelling of a word in such a way that it's technically pronounced the same. but reads very differently when your eyes go over it in written form. and that sort of dissonance between the proper spelling and the altered spelling producing the same basic sounds in your brain creates an unprecedented level of comedy.

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He's just a guy