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honestly its gay as fuck to even be a man

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i love characters who are always like fear not, i shall take care of this problem for you….. by sacrificing myself!! and everyone else is like i swear to god if you pull this shit again i’ll kill you

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retail workers are allowed to kill themselves in front of customers without warning

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Sky high!!! I was rewatching it recently and had to draw some fanart of the best disney channel movie

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it’s commendable how Jim Henson knew that making a variety show that happens to star puppets would inevitably be pigeonholed as a kids show so he chose the name THE MUPPET SHOW: SEX AND VIOLENCE for the pilot to try to avoid that and then it still didn’t work

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i'm making a collection

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just saw someone say they were "hyperfixated" on cooking with seasonal squash i love that nothing means anything

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imagine if your boyfriend was like I can smell an ant. and started tracking

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professor layton + 3ds home menu banner animations

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lying down for 50 minutes to imagine in real time the experience of walking to trader joes and buying a single pea and walking back home and getting out a cutting board and a knife and skinning and chopping one pea and sprinkling it into a tank with one fish in it

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I feel like someone is standing next to me talking about how I'm dead

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"Would you rather use the app? :)" I cannot begin to describe how much I wouldn't