detectivefreckles
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detectivefreckles · 5 years ago
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One more thing before I tumble out of here bàck over to FB
Orange lambo man. ......the reason why Lamborghini NB didn't hire Darin to sell their cars when he applied and interviewed was because of two reasons. One, he was 19 and already sold cars for Ford/Mazda but he knew everything about Lamborghini cars because its his favorite but the old smoker hag/ crackhead salesman didn't want the young kid making the Money! And he had terminal cancer. Hodgkin's lymphoma
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detectivefreckles · 5 years ago
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Ok, I'm back on Facebook now. See ya there!
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detectivefreckles · 5 years ago
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He'll be laughing his ass off and he'll probably toss you the keys and hop into the passenger seat and say,"" want to go for a spin down PCH! Wanna strut?!
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detectivefreckles · 5 years ago
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You can whip it around and open up the doors and lol
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detectivefreckles · 5 years ago
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Darin. When he rolls out in the morning to go somewhere and sees you happily zipping you Orange RC Lamborghini around... Lol. Lets see the look on his face! Lol. He'll make friends with you FOR SURE! Then he'll beg you to sell it to him. Lol.
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detectivefreckles · 5 years ago
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Darin! Lol!!!! I think he did it on purpose! I almost opened up the box yesterday but I'm giving you one more day to call or I'm going to give it to him! He'll want that thing BAD! He came out to tauñt me I'm sure but I watched where he whipped into when he turned off and he lives right where I lived when I grew up and went to my first day of school at Smith elementary. 15th and Walnut! But he slipped underground into private parking because his house has a view of the coast! I waved and wanted to tell him about you and the RC Lamborghini I bought for you for Christmas but I think he already knew! Lol. And it's Orange!!!! That's the thing! It's Orange! And you almost sold Lambos! You know everything about them! I'd love to to see you two trade off driving each of your Lambos! Lol
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detectivefreckles · 5 years ago
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I was raised by two normal, healthy, loving, successful people, my natural parents, who loved each other and we're best friends and nurtured their hundreds of friendships perfectly by causing unity in the healthiest ways. They were both beautiful to everyone but be especially me because they treated me so well and provided such a healthy environment be that I grew up to be healthy. The people who taught me the most valuable things about God, life and friendships we're my Dad and Grandpa. The Kings in my life!
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detectivefreckles · 5 years ago
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The Heartbreakers. The liars. The thieves. The gang members. The spies. The possessed robotic slaves. Protocol following demon puppets for resources and imaginary genuine commraderie! THEY and their dragon God Lucifer! Satan! The devil! Beelzebub! The little Horn! The wilful king! The idol shepherd! Heavens reject!
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detectivefreckles · 5 years ago
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It wasn't Kevin that broke my heart
It was the police for not protecting me!
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detectivefreckles · 5 years ago
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May day..May day
The high paying tourists staying in the resorts down here can't even get close to the beach as of noon tomorrow!!! Maybe they jet Paris Hilton in for the announcement so the tourists don't riot. Lol
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detectivefreckles · 5 years ago
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Those mother Tuckers!
No one can go on the beach anymore as of noon today!!!
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detectivefreckles · 5 years ago
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Guess what is being closed tomorrow with an announcement on the news from the Chief of police at the pier at noon?!!! Why? The newscaster said last night that's it's because LA crowds swamped our beaches and didn't keep social distancing rules applied and it overwhelmed the cops! Get ready for the riots over it! The cops know their covid cases are through the roof and now they're going to have to fight off all the"""bears""" with hot pink shorts on that flocked in from weho for a flesh farty!
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detectivefreckles · 5 years ago
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Kookah and I are praying for you
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detectivefreckles · 5 years ago
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The care bear would rather you call me
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detectivefreckles · 5 years ago
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You don't need permission from Mama Duckie!
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detectivefreckles · 5 years ago
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Darin. Do you want me to leave it in the box and not drive it? You better call me! I'm tired of going through the empty nest syndrome! Lol. Red is holding on to it while you dial the phone.
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detectivefreckles · 5 years ago
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Keep it coming! We're salivating.
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