detectiivechandler

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you guys can find me on my      THIRTEEN REASONS WHY OC.     come interact with me i’m super excited to get things started over there !!!

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         are you interested in getting to know a troubled teen who is dying for a fresh start,      dying for a chance of happiness,      dying for some normalcy in her life     ?      well meet       ROXANNE PRESCOTT.       she’s troubled,      she hates rich people,     she can be a bitch but deep down she has a heart of gold.       you just have to find it.        LIKE      /        REBLOG       if you’d be interested in roleplaying with an original character from netflix series : thirteen reasons why.

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     but the urge to make a 13rw oc is so strong right now........ 

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tobeblamed:

           ‘   … right.  ’   lips purse together bitterly, as he reaches inside the pocket of his jacket to take the car keys.  he hesitates before handing them over        anyone in possession of his baby’s keys takes a great responsibility. 

         she easily spies the hesitance in his actions       &      can’t help but smile as she takes the keys.      motioning for the door.       her head turns aside in a means of looking at the male over her shoulder.         ❝        come on,        don’t look so bitter      .   .   .        i’ve       ONLY      crashed my car two,       possibly three times.         your car is in        SAFE HANDS.        ❞         there’s a playfulness that lingers in her tone however she turns her back on the male,       leaving the room,      awaiting close by for him to follow.          ❝        you’ve still neglected to tell me your        REAL NAME,        care to share now       ?        ❞

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bulletdodgers:

“We’re ––- good friends, yes. Wait, shouldn’t I take it as an offence that you’d befriend someone just on the basis of agreeing that I should be shot??”

          ❝         just friends       ?        a normal person would definitely take offence to it but,      ------       i doubt you’d push me enough to actually follow through so      YOU’RE SAFE.      ❞

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         do you want a woman who can do both       ?       a woman who can literally hand your ass to you on a silver platter          ?        a woman who would happily make it up to you afterwards         ?        well meet       DETECTIVE CATHERINE CHANDLER,       NYPD.        she’s compassionate       &       has the purest of hearts but if you get on her bad side,       ------        she’s a force to be reckoned with.       anyhow if you’re interested in roleplaying with catherine chandler from beauty and the beast       (      tv series      )        then give this a       LIKE     /      REBLOG.

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❝     for years i’ve been asking myself.      why did my car break down that night     ?    what if my mother simply hadn’t answered her phone       ?     who were those men      ?     and….      what stopped them      ?     everyone told me it was a wild animal.     that this thing i thought i had seen was just a result of my concussion.     i believed them…     until now.      ❞

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bulletdodgers:

“Oh, no that’s good, she’s my partner, so … definitely good. The death threats I could do without, but overall, great.”

                          ❝         your partner sounds like the kind of woman i need as a friend.       are you two close       ?        ❞

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I LOVE CATHERINE CHANDLER. I LOVE THAT YOU ROLEPLAY CATHERINE CHANDLER AND I LOVE THAT YOU PORTRAY HER PERFECTLY. THANK YOU.

HOW AM I DOING WITH MY CHARACTER?

         oh my gosh     ??      you’re the sweetest      !!!        let me cherish you with all of my love pls,      whoever you are,       you’re so important to me       &      i thank you so much for this     !!!      you’ve truly made my day      !! 

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Friends or more? Sentence Starters

aka “sometimes i feel like i wanna make out with you is that a friend thing to do?” type of things

(send a name and a sentence)

“You’ve been pouting ever since I went out on that date, what’s up?”

“We always share blankets on the couch, I’m sure sharing the bed for the night is fine too.”

“Your lips are getting really close to mine.”

“I’m not jealous, but, like, come on, movie night is just for me and you only.”

“I dare you to kiss me.”

“No, go on the Ferris Wheel with me, not them.”

“You can share my jacket with me, since you’re shivering.”

“Why is your hand on my ass?”

“Cuddle with me.”

“I just kissed your forehead, chill.”

“Shit, how’d you make me blush like this?”

“Are you trying to turn me on?”

“Let’s hang out, but I’ll pay for everything, and we can go to this fancy restaurant– No, not a date.”

“Okay, I guess this is a date, actually.”

“Stop with the tongue thing, it’s strangely attractive.”

“I keep telling them we’re not dating, but they keep telling me friends don’t normally make out when drunk.”

“I don’t want to be friends with benefits, but I do want something more, I just can’t figure out what.”

“When did you get so beautiful?”

“If you’re going to dress like that, I’m not going to let you out of my sight.”

“Their pick-up line wasn’t as good as any of mine, I’m just saying.”

“No, I don’t know how I got a boner, It just kind of happened! It’s because of how you were eating that ice cream, I bet!”

“I’m holding your hand because the movie is scary, alright?  It’s a… Terrifying… Rom-com… ….. .”

“Why’d you let go of me?”

“I accidentally called you my girlfriend/boyfriend today.”

“I kissed you because we were drunk.”

“I kissed you because I didn’t know what else to do.”

“Could you not talk to him/her, please?  I think they’re trying to date you.”

“I wish we could stay like this forever…”

“I had this dream where we were dating.”

“I had this dream where you kissed me, and I kind of want to try it now.”

“Why do you always call me when I’m on a date?”

“No, I can’t hang out, I’m on a date and you know that.” 

“Okay, maybe I am a bit jealous.”

“Just remember, he/she’s not the one who taught you how to kiss.”

“It’s weird how we’ve been friends for so long, but never went through that ‘crushing’ phase.”

“Maybe I want to kiss you because it’s cold and about to be cuddle season.”

“I say this a lot, but, look, they’re not good enough for you.”

“You’re always wrapping your arms around me in lines.”

“I was listening to that love song, and you came to mind.  Weird, right?”

“You know this voucher only works for couples, right?”

“Are you implying that you want to kiss me?”

“Why are you looking at me like that?”

“You’re blushing so hard, all I did was say “I love you” in French.”

“I could get used to waking up next to you, actually.”

“Right… Well… I’m not sure how we ended up kissing like that…”

“I’m personally offended that you didn’t get me to be your fake date.”

“We would make a pretty good couple.”

“The date didn’t go well.  Yeah, she/he didn’t like how I kept mentioning all of our adventures.”

“How come I always end up calling you when I can’t fall asleep?”

“Sometimes i feel like i wanna make out with you is that a friend thing to do?”

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How am I doing with my character?

Send in your constructive criticism, your tips, your unfiltered opinion! Words of love, words of critique, so long as it’s not blind hatred!

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entitledidiot:

there  is  an  EASE  washing  over  him  knowing  that  he  isn’t  under  arrest  .  it  must  be  a  few  routine  questions  ,  nothing  more  and  he  is  sure  he  can  stop  talking  whenever  he  wants  right  ??     ❝    yeah  i  guess  i  can  answer  some  of  your  questions  .     ❞    there  is  a  shrug  of  the  shoulders  as  if  it  was  nothing  ,  trying  to  act  casual  in  the  situation  .

            ❝         thank you.      follow me,       i’ve been given a secluded room for questioning.      ❞        a smile of reassurance tugs at the corners of plush lips as she steps towards the door of the room,       opening it for the teenager to enter.       she wants to make him feel as comfortable as possible but since they’re       ALONE        &       she’s questioning him about a suicide she doubts its possible.           ❝        if you’d prefer the door to remain open,       i can do that but i’d suggest otherwise,       especially if you want no one hearing whats being said.          ❞         honestly,       she’s thinking of him,       she’s questioning him in a high school after all      -----       she doesn’t know what may be revealed        &      she wouldn’t want him being judged for what might come out of their chat.          ❝         --------        i can get you a drink before we begin,       if you wish        ?          ❞

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✧ ( SHAMELESS SENTENCE STARTERS.

warning: triggers apply. adult language, sexual themes, violence, offensive subjects, offensive behaviors. please read & reblog with caution.

❛ And what exactly does “hooked up” mean? ❜ ❛ It’s like a car wreck… you can’t not watch. ❜ ❛ What’s that smell? It’s either vomit or fancy cheese. ❜ ❛ There is no God. We’re all gonna die. ❜ ❛ The hell? You’re supposed to negotiate! ❜ ❛ If you’re looking for money, I don’t have any yet.  ❜ ❛ How do you feel about metal splinters to the eye? ❜ ❛ Are you up-to-date on your rabies shots? ❜ ❛ I don’t like that you’re getting hurt on purpose to make money. ❜ ❛ You’re kidding me? You’re actually serious about this shit? ❜ ❛ You’re kinda growing on me. ❜ ❛ Wanna see how fast I can unhook your bra? ❜ ❛ You make my life a living hell and I want you out of here now. ❜ ❛ Half of the world has penises, why do people get so upset about seeing them? ❜ ❛ You’re nothing but a warm mouth to me. ❜ ❛ I think I’m depressed. I’ve been feeling kind of funky lately. ❜ ❛ I never said it was yours. You just wanted it to be. ❜ ❛ Wouldn’t be the first time somebody’s disappointed me. ❜ ❛ I don’t mean to be an asshole. It’s just… genetic. ❜ ❛ Fuck you is what you were invited to. ❜ ❛ I can’t even begin to imagine what kind of pussy you’d be in juvie. ❜ ❛ I want normal people problems. Like, am I getting enough fiber? ❜ ❛ Hey, I think I just insulted myself. ❜ ❛ Hey! What the fuck man! He’s/she’s dead! ❜ ❛ Oh, could you be a little more vague? ❜ ❛ You came all the way down here to talk about my pubes? ❜ ❛ How the fuck do you not have a gun? ❜ ❛ Sure you’re ready to pop your armed robbery cherry? ❜ ❛ You should have seen your face. ❜ ❛ You don’t know who you messed with, bitch. ❜ ❛ You fuck with the bull, you get an ass full of horns! ❜ ❛ I’m not used to having people yell at me all day long. ❜ ❛ I have this friend. I think you two might really hit it off. ❜ ❛ I’ve seen you put out after the first drink. ❜ ❛ You know, I’d hug you but neither of us would like that. ❜ ❛ I don’t get why just don’t use her/his face for target practice. ❜ ❛ I want a fucking lawyer motherfucker! ❜ ❛ You’re covering your own ass and you know it. ❜ ❛ You know I used a condom. ❜ ❛ Do you know where I can buy a gun? ❜ ❛ You think you scare me? Bring it, bitch! ❜ ❛ I’m starting to get fucking homicidal. ❜ ❛ I will make this kitchen my bitch. ❜ ❛ They’re having a party for kids across the street. No booze. ❜ ❛ A shrink at school says I’m one of God’s mistakes. ❜ ❛ I believe the answer to that question, like the answer to most questions, is fuck you! ❜ ❛ Did the two of us finish an entire gallon of box wine the other night? ❜ ❛ I can’t handle anything up my ass without alcohol! ❜ ❛ I’d be crying right now if I wasn’t so high. ❜ ❛ I’m not my dad. You hear me? I’m not my fucking dad! ❜ ❛ I would never do half the shit that you’ve done to us. Why are you even here? ❜ ❛ Even the homeless get better stuff than us. ❜ ❛ I am just as likely as anyone of this family to make something of myself. ❜ ❛ You want to get shit faced in the middle of the day.  ❜ ❛ You have no money yet you’re going into a grocery store. Interesting. ❜ ❛ Let’s go get drunk and buy a gun. ❜ ❛ It’s a shame when someone you love gets taken away, isn’t it? ❜ ❛ If this is a relationship you wanna save, then you gotta fucking save it. ❜ ❛ Off to deal drugs on a Saturday morning? ❜ ❛ I’m probably biased, you deserve better than him. ❜ ❛ If you don’t get out right now, I will shoot you. ❜ ❛ Still don’t want your family to know? ❜ ❛ Did I mention that I’m falling in love with you? ❜ ❛ You can’t feel a persons headache by touching his head. ❜ ❛ Are you robbing me with my own fucking gun? ❜ ❛ How can you tell when you’re in love with someone? ❜ ❛ Is that supposed to be some kind of insult? ❜ ❛ I’m done living the way other people want me to live. ❜ ❛ I think I was trying to prove something, not to you but to myself.  ❜ ❛ If it wasn’t sex then what was the problem? ❜ ❛ What do you want me to say? That I’m self-destructive? ❜ ❛ Random destruction makes you think of me? ❜ ❛ I haven’t abused marijuana like the rest of you, so yes I remember. ❜ ❛ Your turf? What is this West Side Story? ❜ ❛ All I’m gonna be thinking about while you choke me out is how much I love you. ❜ ❛ If I don’t invest in myself, no one else will. ❜ ❛ It smells worse than a dead hooker’s ass in there. ❜ ❛ I don’t wanna be me anymore. ❜ ❛ Why would anyone go to the zoo sober? ❜ ❛ I’ve had so many abortions the next one is free. ❜ ❛ I’d trade my left nut for one more hour of sleep. ❜ ❛ How do you do that? The nice thing? ❜ ❛ I’m sick of living in your shadow. ❜ ❛ I never thought I’d say this but you were right. ❜ ❛ Where can I get knives and blunts? ❜ ❛ I can’t share a room with someone in constant state of arousal! ❜ ❛ I’m sneaking antibiotics into his toothpaste just in case. ❜ ❛ I got tasered for like a second and I crapped myself. ❜ ❛ I’ve never seen you put on deodorant before. ❜ ❛ I haven’t had a drink for two days…well granted I was unconscious. ❜ ❛ I’ll be in the bushes across the street stalking you. ❜ ❛ Is there anything more enjoyable on earth than humiliating your peers? ❜ ❛ I need to buy a gun. For protection. In case there’s a shooting here. I’m scared. ❜ ❛ It’s my job to tell you when you’re making a huge mistake. ❜ ❛ Have you ever woken up naked in the street with no idea how you got there? ❜ ❛ You’re either boning or you’re waiting to bone. ❜ ❛ Doctors are thieves, they just have degrees to keep them out of jail. ❜ ❛ You want me to be realistic? Okay, I’ll be realistic. ❜ ❛ I confided in you and you told everyone. ❜ ❛ I have no idea what that means but I’m enjoying trying to picture it. ❜ ❛ I never made any fucking promises to you! ❜

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        ❝        you’re a bad influence       !       i’m       NOT      cutting class with you.        ❞

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tobeblamed:

           ‘   awesome.  ’    he stands up, cuffs remain wrapped around his wrists, but he doesn’t ask to remove them.  not his priority.    ‘  oh, and         i need you t’ take me to my car real quick … if that’s alright.  ’    

        ❝        your car       ?       ❞        well,      that request isn’t one in which she was expecting,      then again she wasn’t expecting to be charging him for fraudulence.        he’s all kinds of strange this one but she’ll entertain his requests,       as long as she captures her killer.            ❝        fine,       -----       give me your keys.        ❞       she stands from her seated position in a means of closing the distance between the two so she can release his wrists from the confines of the cuffs.        her hand reaching out awaiting for him to place the keys atop of her palm.       she sure as hell doesn’t trust him enough for him to be in possession of the keys,        she’s not about to give him the capability to drive away,      leaving her stranded.