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how do you even miss the opportunity to say "he saved mii" instead

the antique store i went to had a bunch of these for like 2 for $1

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what has happened

Ive got bad news for anyone in this area

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IM LITERALLY WORKING HERE WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE CUSTOMER IS ALWAYS RIGHT

The customer is always right is actually false but what is true is that the customer is always agitating

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Bonnie and Clyde but make it 3 lesbians in the 70s ✨

Concepts for a short comic I’ll be drawing for the Shortbox Fair this October! I’ll be posting more sketches and snippets as I work on it 🕺💃🕺

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crash

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A few months ago I realized something I couldn't un-realize about Minecraft and that is that villagers being killed by mobs is a direct result of the player's existence. Hostile mobs only spawn within a certain radius of the player. Villages are so unprotected because they straight up don't ever have to deal with monsters before I get there. They live, they work, undiscovered, and then I bring them apocalypse by walking slightly too close at night.

Knowing that, the least I can do is help villages I find to survive it, so I build them a wall and new homes and traps for the creatures of the night - but all that time, they're creatures I created. To the villagers it must seem like the world started ending, hoards of the undead pouring out of the earth, and then this hero emerged to save them from it all, but the danger and the rescue are one and the same and they will never really understand that, and THAT makes me go completely feral. The player is a thing of infinite life which death follows like a shock wave in the fabric of the Universe. We are a self fulfilling prophesy. How is this a thing we've all just gotten used to in the funky cube game

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hello fellow eas enthusiast

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What are your thoughts on this?

bruh Mewtwo knows what’s up 

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omg he’s soooo dreamy......... OwO *giggles and twirls my hair* *walks backwards and trips into the pit*

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Me when my players are trying to guess the answer to a puzzle

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just copped the most devious lick

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ratio

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i don't know if i got this right but are you generalgreviousdatingsim

you are intimidatingly cool and i want to be your friend but i'm intimidated by you

trust me when i say i am the most anxiety ridden wet rat of a man you'll ever meet, the internet persona is a lie and i am just some guy who makes jokes sometimes

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that is not a cat

Hey dude. Had a lame day. Im exhausted now but not tired. Wish I had a pic of a cat or somthing funny to put here. Lol.