Ā Hey, do you like Gems? Green Gems? HowĀ ābout two-faced, opportunistic and faux-affableĀ ones? OrrrrrrĀ how aboutā¦ aĀ snobby nobleĀ that holds the most junior positionĀ of the Admiral ranks in Homeworldās Navy?Ā Sheās also green with envyĀ cuzĀ of her more successful Emerald sisters, so yeahā¦ Thereās that too.
Ā Well, if you answered yes to almost ALL of the ABOVE - then this Emeraldās the right rock for you! Sheās also more than happy to rebel against the Diamondsā sudden restructuring of the Gem Caste System!Ā
Ā If isnāt too much to ask ā Please Like or maybe Reblog this post to spread the word around quickly. Emmy would love to destroy meet new people!
Steven Universe, Crystal Gems, Off-Colors, Traitors, Organic Life donāt interact.
But coolness = leadership-ness. So I, technically speaking, is still your boss. You have no right to compare me to an art project, lumpy chunk of dirt. You look like one of those Earth snacks - what was it again? Dor-i-tos?
Change is bad. We live in a society... where society is already perfect; a utopia. What? Are you brainwashed by the Steven's words too?!
Yes, but of course. That's what exactly a useless Peridot would say. "GEMS GO FREE = GOOD THING!!!" Yeah, right. Do your job in this world, you lazy pebble.
If you're friend sized, then my gravity connectors are M A S S I V E compared to your bottom, yes?
emeraldadmiralā:
Well, yes, but actually - no.
My style of hair is still better than yours, so I am still the boss. That is how it works now, fool.
Well, yes, but Pink Diamond- Rose Quar- Steven. Steven Universe looks so disgusting that I outright reject his and Our Diamondsā newest laws.
The removal of the caste system is about as worthless as your existence. Ha-Ha, you are possibly an Era II Peridot. Ha ha, I laugh at your short stature.
HAIR STYLE DOES NOT SHOW STATUS.Ā IT JUST SHOWS HOW COOL YOU ARE. AND YOU LOOK LIKE ONE OF THOSE PUFFBALLS IN A CHILDāS ART PROJECT!
AND BESIDES, WHATāS WRONG WITH A LITTLE CHANGE?Ā ITāS NICE TO CHANGE THINGS UP A BIT!
STEVEN IS COOL TO BE TRUTHFUL, AND I MEAN, HE HELPED ALL GEMS GO FREE??? SO LIKEā¦ HEāS GOT MY SUPPORT!
AND SHORT??? ME??? NO, IāM JUST FRIEND SIZED! YOU ARE NOT.
My style of hair is still better than yours, so I am still the boss. That is how it works now, fool.
Well, yes, but Pink Diamond- Rose Quar- Steven. Steven Universe looks so disgusting that I outright reject his and Our Diamonds' newest laws.
The removal of the caste system is about as worthless as your existence. Ha-Ha, you are possibly an Era II Peridot. Ha ha, I laugh at your short stature.
emeraldĀ / @emeraldadmiral
WHAT IS IT TO YOU??Ā IāM NOT YOUR PERIDOT!Ā I DONāT HAVE TO LISTEN TO YOU??
BESIDES, ISNāT GEM KIND KINDA.. LIBERATED OR SOMETHING?? EQUALITY AND ALL THAT JAZZ??
I am the unseen force that will erode you from your place, you useless excuse of a kindergartener / technician.
You were not invited to my crew for your childish prattling on the public searchbase of Earth, Peri-dot. Make yourself useful and keep Destiny's solar engines running, understood?
"Stop messing around with the humans' world-wide database, clod-face! Get back to heating my ship for me! My Imperial Destiny Destroyer is not going to keep herself online forever, you useless boulder!!!"
āāā Ā āOkie dokie!ā Ā Was all she said before wrapping her arms around Emerald! Ā She was willing to forgive her; after all, if Steven can forgive Spinel.. then whoās to say she canāt forgive Emerald?
āOh! Ā Oh! Ā You should come with me to the Diamonds, Iām supposed to perform for them in a while!āĀ
Ā Ā āT-Too tig-tight..!ā Welp, she was hugged alright. It wasnāt really all that much of a squeeze, though, the former admiral was not just that fond of physical contact.Ā āSpinel, ahem, we Emeralds are... tragically more fragile than your average Gem, can you please let go of me now? Pretty please...?ā
Ā Oh no no no no, oh wait- Itās starting to hurt now, she actually thinks sheās gonnaĀ āpoofā any second now- Diamonds? Perform for them?! IN A WHILE?!Ā
Ā ...So this is the exact point where her esteemed military career ends.
Ā āGre-Great! It is always a pleasure to make our Diamonds experience the grandest ofĀ euphoria. ā -by reporting your military accomplishments, not accompanying their Gem jester with her routines. Emerald, what have you gotten yourself into?!
Ā āI... I am just going to escort you there and watch on the sidelines, correct?ā
people who arent punctual freak me out im so stressed. what do you mean the event starts at 6 and youāll pick me up at 5:50 even though I live 20 minutes from the venue? what do you mean being 10 minutes late is āno big dealā? what if thereās no parking and nowhere to sit? what then? i need to be there at 5:45 just to be sure and youāre like Oh Whatever Dude... ARE YOU OKAY
Ā āP-PINK DIAMO- ROSE QUART- STEVEN UNIVERSE TOOK EVERYTHING FROM US!!!! I, AN EMERALD, DO NOT WANT TO STAND IDLY BY AND BE COMPARED AS AN EQUAL TO MERE PERIDOTS, ZIRCONS OR, WORST OF THEM ALL, PEARLS!!!ā
Ā āHmph! You think of me feeble in my proficiency of locutions, lowly Pearl? This is a battle you have a shallow chance of winning. Turn, concede now, and I shall mercifully pretend this exchange of ours never happened. Go on, save yourself from impending humiliation.ā
ā It was not necessarily meant to be provocation or enticement, but judging from how pugnacious you are, it might as well be. Letās hope your class was propitious to your lexicon, Emerald. ā
Ā ā...What is aĀ āpa-staā, and why is it considered to beĀ ācreepyā?Ā Perhaps this is an urban tale of a roaming, defective hostile Gem on this planet who needs to be shattered?āĀ
āTELL ME, ORGANIC BEING! TELL ME! I TIRE OF BEING A TOURIST ON YOUR PLANET, I NEED SOMETHING TO D E S T R O Y!!!ā
āThe only thing real is what the Slenderman was based off ofā But creepy pasta is nothing to be ride home about okay THAT STUFF HAUNTS YOU IRL FOR LIFE.āĀ
"This unprecedented unit formation of Pink Spinels need to stop. This is illegal. This is not authorized - you were not given permission by any higher-up to conglomerate. Cease this action at once, or face orbital bombardment from MY Destiny Destroyer."
Ā āIs this an invitation of challenging me to a match of verbosity, Renegade Pearl?! I shall have you know that I graduated at the top of my vocabulary class back in theĀ Imperial Naval Academy back in Homeworld - you are nothing to me.ā