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being too on tumblr is a crazy experience bc you will think to yourself "man. cannibalism is so cringe now all the most boring people alive are obsessed with it" and then realize that that is a sentence from insane world

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remember that interviews are not about giving a good and honest first impression that they'll carefully consider. interviews are about saying the special words and phrases they're looking for that give you points and when they tally those up whoever earned the most job points wins

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Unmute !

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should be able to leave kudos on scientific studies. i liked your paper dude keep at it

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why am i experience pain

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wine drunkkk. lords and ladies I don’t think it counts against my vow of chastity if I fuck my squire like it’s not even a big deal

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sorry to be part of the elitist intelligentsia but i do think you have to read the text you have an opinion on if you expect your opinion to be taken seriously

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"Work with animals is a source of suffering to all of us. We treat them like babies who cannot speak."

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thanks to Spider-Man 2 we can all rest easy knowing that New Yorkers are willing to come together to protect the anonymity of a masked hero

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im crying even the birding groups are memeing on this shit

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