desolatehands
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desolatehands · 3 days ago
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desolatehands · 6 days ago
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remember that interviews are not about giving a good and honest first impression that they'll carefully consider. interviews are about saying the special words and phrases they're looking for that give you points and when they tally those up whoever earned the most job points wins
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desolatehands · 6 days ago
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desolatehands · 6 days ago
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desolatehands · 6 days ago
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should be able to leave kudos on scientific studies. i liked your paper dude keep at it
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desolatehands · 6 days ago
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why am i experience pain
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desolatehands · 6 days ago
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wine drunkkk. lords and ladies I don’t think it counts against my vow of chastity if I fuck my squire like it’s not even a big deal
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desolatehands · 14 days ago
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desolatehands · 14 days ago
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sorry to be part of the elitist intelligentsia but i do think you have to read the text you have an opinion on if you expect your opinion to be taken seriously
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desolatehands · 14 days ago
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"Work with animals is a source of suffering to all of us. We treat them like babies who cannot speak."
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desolatehands · 14 days ago
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desolatehands · 14 days ago
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thanks to Spider-Man 2 we can all rest easy knowing that New Yorkers are willing to come together to protect the anonymity of a masked hero
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desolatehands · 14 days ago
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im crying even the birding groups are memeing on this shit
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desolatehands · 14 days ago
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desolatehands · 14 days ago
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desolatehands · 15 days ago
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media literacy is dead.
i use words that are generally considered complicated for children. only for someone to get completely confused when i am clear and concise with how i worded what i said, THEN they reply to someone else using simpler terms, saying FINALLY SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS. WHEN I SAID THE SAME THING??????????
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desolatehands · 26 days ago
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*sweating, whole body shaking while I stare at a google doc* would he fucking say that????
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