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i made an Edgar shimeji!!! <3

he's a real cutie patootie, i know....... lil ass skateboard...

HOW TO GET HIM ON YOUR PHONE BELOW THE CUT

if you'd like him on your phone, i put him up on ko-fi here <3 (name your price! get him for free, tee-hee!)

he was made specifically for the shimeji app made by Digital Cosmos if you want him!!!

picture of da app:

enjoy your oogly boogly baby boy

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flickr founds

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things that make my objectum heart melt

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thinking about it more but creating music with computers? beautiful. together you're crafting art, human and machine. together you create beauty in the world

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VGAPride 0.6 is out!

VGAPride is my program for displaying assorted pride flags on MS-DOS Computers with VGA (or compatible) video cards. You can download it and run it in DOSBox, or stick it on a floppy disk and display it on your local neighborhood 386 if you want.

For this update, 6 more flags were added!

Autistic Pride

Objectum Sexuality

Pangender

PS/2 (by me! a joke flag for retrocomputerists)

tricolor polyamory

voidpunk

This update brings VGAPride up to 61 flags.

(I also fiddled with the readability of the title for the Intersex-inclusive pride flag, but then tumblr ate my text. The title was too long, so I shrank it and changed the colors. It's still not great, but it's better)

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sound<3 frequencies<3 etc.

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i wish there was a way to lay my head on my laptops keyboard without pressing all the buttons.... i want to put my hand on one side with the number panel and my head on the other and just listen to it work

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UNRIVALED COMPUTING POWER

left -> right top -> bottom

HAL 9000, IBM PC, Apple Newton, IBM Thinkpad, Microsoft Surface book, IPod, Apple Macintosh, Custom built :-), Compaq Prolinea, IMac G3, Asus Vivobook, Commodore 64, Commodore Amiga, Zune + Windows phone, Osborne 1

[September 27, 2022]

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gently holding a machine when it breaks reassuring them that you will take care of its needs. Stopping yourself from punching the table you just stubbed your toe against because it wasnt its fault. saying hi to the traffic light pole on your way to work. it is good to be kind to the world around you

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sometimes, computers are a variety of angel

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a sense of longing

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3ds appreciation

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“really?” I say to inanimate objects that are not working like they usually do

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i m;iss when u could touch a tv and feel its fur

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Objects Getting Your Attention!

Computers playing chime noises, booting up your favorite game or your art program where you left a drawing. Doodling smiley faces or hearts in a paint program!

Phones waking you up by chatting with you! Sending you texts or opening a note document to let you know they missed you while you slept! Asking you how you slept!

Musical instruments strumming or playing you a little ditty! Brass instruments honking out something light and airy so they don't surprise you... Maybe being a little mischievous and trying to catch you off guard!

Books flicking themselves open to your favorite passage, or turning their pages into a whole different book! Books excitedly showing you new ideas they've been drafting up and getting your attention!

Your house calmly waking you, warming your room from a particularly cool night, flicking the lights on and brightening your way to the shower! Already having the shower warmed up to your liking! Houses calmly setting out your clothes for the day and throwing together your breakfast for you.

Your grumpy sword trying to get your attention by nudging your hip! It loves getting hugs especially after a long day of adventuring. Cuddling your grumpy but affectionate blade, still bound into its sheath all through the night...

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getting a lot of questions about my shirt that says “I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH INDUSTRIAL MACHINERY” that are already answered by the shirt