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hate when people are like "trust your gut! listen to your intuition!" like okay well my gut is telling me every person i lay eyes on is hunting me for sport and my intuition is saying i should find a secluded cave and live there forever so what do you suggest i do with that information

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What kind of disgusting things do you like?

holding hands, hugs, trusting someone

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i've never done anything wrong in my entire life except for all the wrong stuff i did

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all i want is for you to ask me how my day was and kiss my neck (and be a doctor from a fictional town in a cozy farming game) is that too much to ask for?

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yes he’s my husband, yes he’s made of pixels, two things can exist at once

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i’m so normal and a regular person, no you can’t ask about the possession kink standing in the corner

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his whoreish tendencies and huge nose have captivated me

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Sorry I moaned as soon as I heard you unbuckling your belt, do you still think I'm cute

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its still absolutely insane to me how many mid nerd dudes claimed megan thee stallion was pretending to like anime to "impress" them

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"cinema is dying how can we save it" if you have eddie and the symbiote fuck NASTY in venom 3 you will make 10 billion dollars

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if i survived a slasher it’s because i fucked him

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this is so real (i’m ovulating)

"I want to put a baby in you."

-the only marriage proposal I'll be accepting from Joel Miller