desdoesstuff
human disaster
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gender queer, ace, pan romantic, laser kitten, space cadet, gushing fanchild. .find me on Ao3 as desmondasaurs.
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desdoesstuff · 3 years ago
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this is bird loving energy we need
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desdoesstuff · 3 years ago
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a gift from me 2 u ♡
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desdoesstuff · 3 years ago
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~The Three “M��s”~
Moths, Mushrooms, Moon
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desdoesstuff · 3 years ago
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"herbology"
- the study of plants
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desdoesstuff · 3 years ago
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desdoesstuff · 3 years ago
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signal boosts are deeply appreciated🥺
hey, i know we’re ALL struggling so i know it’s a hard time to ask, but my lil sis is getting married and i’m really sad i can’t get anything for her bc i’m disabled and unemployed. basically the only thing i can do is draw. i don’t do shippy art, but i can do face closeups pretty well (stylized or not) for like, icons and stuff. i think i’ll only do faces/bust ups for speed’s sake this time.
would commissioning me be something ANYONE would be interested in? and yes, i am temporarily lifting my ban on spn commissions. PLEASE SEND ME AN ASK IF YOU’RE INTERESTED 🖤
here are some samples of what i’ve done over the years in no particular order:
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please click on the image if it’s blurry.
thanks again for considering 🖤
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desdoesstuff · 3 years ago
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Was just informed by my mom that I do in fact have ADHD and the reason I thought I didn’t was because ever since I was seven whenever I got super energetic my mom would have me go chop wood so now when I’m feeling The ADHD I go chop wood and I thought it was just some sort of routine I started when I was little and wanted to blow off steam
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desdoesstuff · 3 years ago
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hello elgeebeetee community. 👁👄👁
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desdoesstuff · 3 years ago
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I can barely contain myself right now
holy shit
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HOLY SHIT
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desdoesstuff · 3 years ago
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desdoesstuff · 3 years ago
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Dragon Hoards
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A dragon is nothing without its hoard. Upon realizing that Swordfish takes a different approach to accumulating tons of treasure, by taking a trip to the nearby swamps!
Also, I made a Patreon page! It’s still fresh out the oven so right now there’s one comic featuring one of the dragons, but I am going to upload more Patreon-exclusive comics there + some other secret stuff. It’s one tier, $1 per month, so if you’re interested in seeing more of Swordfish and his buddies you can check it out here!
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desdoesstuff · 3 years ago
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I can’t stop thinking about if they’d been allowed to be canon… they’d be exactly the same grumpy, old obnoxious bastards as always but with more sexual bribery. *shrug* We we robbed of so much hilarity and I’m still sour about it. 
(Don’t repost) 
Ko-Fi | Patreon
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desdoesstuff · 3 years ago
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desdoesstuff · 3 years ago
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The Outbursts of Everett True was a comic strip that ran in papers from 1905 to 1927, wherein the aforementioned Everett True regularly beat the everliving shit out of rude people as a warning to anyone else who might consider being rude. Men have not only been taking up too much room on public transport for about as long as public transport has existed, but the people around them have been irritated about it for at least a hundred years. The next time someone tries to claim that manspreading is a false phenomenon, please direct them to this strip so that Everett True can correct their misconceptions with an umbrella upside the head.
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desdoesstuff · 3 years ago
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ok ok ok ok YA-style paranormal romance story where it’s the POV of the supernatural side of couple and they’re just constant of awe of their human partner constantly and casually breaking the immutable laws of nature
human: (lies)
hot fairy dude: what the FUCK
human: (enters a home without being invited)
sexy vampire lady: how the hell–
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desdoesstuff · 3 years ago
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also can’t stop thinking about how din is just sifting thru ashes and boba and fennec are just standing off the the side like…. taking in how depressing this random dudes life is. they didn’t even care about the baby they just wanted bobas armor back and now they’re like … shit we have to give him a ride to save his baby.
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desdoesstuff · 3 years ago
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POST PLUS IS COMING, WHETHER YOU WANT IT OR NOT!
Despite the fancy survey, changes to the UI and TOS reveal we’re getting the service in the future whether we want it or not. Obviously, Post+ is a terrible idea that is trying to bank revenue on user content. Unlike patreon or onlyfans, tumblr’s primary focus is on FAN content. The legality of this is NOT in the users favor and as the new tumblr TOS states, said users will be entirely liable for whatever legal matters arise.
SO WHAT ARE WE DOING?
Besides filling out the survey, it’s time to show tumblr we mean business and show our displeasure by hitting them where it hurts.
Ad revenue.
We’re proposing a 24 hour log off as phase one of this protest.
WHEN IS THE PROTEST?
AUGUST 6th, 2021        12 am Eastern Time (US)          5 am Greenwich Mean Time          6 am Central European Time          8 am Moscow Standard Time          1 pm Australian Western Time          2 pm Japan Standard Time          3:30 pm Australian Central Time          4 pm Australian Eastern Time AUGUST 5th, 2021          11 pm Mountain Time (US)            9 pm Pacific Time (US)
THE END TIME IS 24 HOURS FROM START TIME!!!
So no posting, no queues, no likes, and no reblogs!
WHAT IF I CAN’T/WHAT ELSE CAN I DO?
Like this post and share it AS MANY TIMES AS POSSIBLE. Use the hashtags #tumblrlogoff2021 or #postplusprotest on ANY and ALL social media.
WILL THIS WORK?
Maybe, maybe not. It’s an attempt at doing SOMETHING.
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