oh my god i haven’t been here in an age.
uh. i have a twitter and im being an adult? i also had too much to drink and started watching avengers endgame for the first time, ama
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Are dey helium drifloons?
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people have exhausted me to such a point that i just want to ...exist, near someone who doesn’t exhaust me, and soak up their energy like a leech
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sometimes when im drunk i browse netflix and remember i’ve rewatched the stargazing scene from the lighthouse of the orcas at least 10 times and am forced to take another drink because god damn that’s a lonely thing to do
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happy hannukkah all!
i went fuckin WILD this lovely sunday and made me a batch of brownies AND got roaring drunk
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I can’t believe I actually lived though the full transition from VHS to DVD. Like there are people alive who have never seen a VHS tape….I remember when we were still tryna figure out how the fuck they got a full movie onto a cd.
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cooking site, 10th paragraph of page titled “rustic pulled pork recipe”: my grandfather’s childhood was tough. every day he had to work the mines. he was only 6 months old when he held is first pickaxe. As he crawled into the mine elevator, just a little baby boy of one, he-
me, growing frantic: resippy
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poor john so in love with a straight guy
i want to lie down and DIE
me: haha im impenetrable now. i only watch outlander to fill time. i dont care. 0 emotions.
john gray: willy still remembers you
jamie: does he?
me: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
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me: haha im impenetrable now. i only watch outlander to fill time. i dont care. 0 emotions.
john gray: willy still remembers you
jamie: does he?
me: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
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things i need outlander to stop doing:
1. stop having every other female character call claire a whore
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i got drunk and watched a bunch of english dudes cook things on youtube
if i told 18 year old me 25 year old me would be doing this she would have had a stress attack and died
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i wish my boss wouldn’t send emails yelling at the staff (and specifically not yelling at me) at 9:45 pm because i’m stressed out enough as it is
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Greta Garbo and Elizabeth Young in Queen Christina, 1933.
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