Sebastian Egbert / 21 / LA Your hobbies include cooking, weighing the pros and cons of skydiving lessons, and keeping your best friend from an early grave while simultaneously driving yourself towards one. Your life is a full-time job. You probably wouldn't have it any other way. [Young Dad Egbert rp blog, AU.] </center
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galacticgodhead said: tmi georg or some dumbfuck bullshit like that
Who is Gerg.
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striderkingofgondor said: i like to think i’m clever
Well I certainly think you're pretty clever.
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striderkingofgondor replied to your post:Yo.
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It's both a greeting and 'yo' backwards. Very clever, Joseph.
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Goodbye cruel world.
Are you planning on beheading me? Wow, I kind of thought I’d at least make it to twenty-five before you got me out of the way to make room for your harem.
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Are you planning on beheading me? Wow, I kind of thought I'd at least make it to twenty-five before you got me out of the way to make room for your harem.
All hail lord Derrick; occasionally an ass but it’s alright because he’s royalty.
What do you mean.
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All hail lord Derrick; occasionally an ass but it's alright because he's royalty.
What do you mean.
I forgot you’re the creative king.
And what the fuck does that even mean, I have no beards whatsoever.
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I forgot you're the creative king.
And what the fuck does that even mean, I have no beards whatsoever.
Why be so subtle when you can just flip me off at any time and only get punched occasionally.
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Why be so subtle when you can just flip me off at any time and only get punched occasionally.
He’s here and I guess we could call him gorgeous but he has a little bit of sauce on his chin.
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He's here and I guess we could call him gorgeous but he has a little bit of sauce on his chin.
im here and gorgeous
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A noble goal.
That’s just because you want the mirror to tell you you’re hot.
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That's just because you want the mirror to tell you you're hot.
I could punch the mirror.
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There is so much beef chow fun in my life.
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I could punch the mirror.
Your talking mirror is a bitch.
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