โGIVE ME MEATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!โย
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We are impressed when dogs do something clever but are nervous when cats do something clever. (source)
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no I don't think I'll do that haha!!
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there are animals called dikdiks
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person: hey you ok?
me, dissociating:ย
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*sets up a nice hot bath just for you*
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this is the worst day ever so this guy offers me to bathe in this new fangled bathtub and im taking the bath and its cool and the motherfucker starts chopping carrots in it. go do that somewhere else.
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