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It's raining nonstop where I am so I'm just picturing the Batfam during a flood.

Red Robin uploads a TikTok from the safety of a roof saying "watch him go!" As Red Hood keeps trying to drive his bike against the current. A big wave comes by and he's slowly dragged downhill. The caption reads "don't drive during floods".

Batman and Robin are on the ground helping civilians out of cars when the intensity doubles and in minutes Damian goes from wading knee deep in the water to swimming. The emergency batfloaties get triggered and he floats away as Bruce fails to grab him by half an inch. "Robin serenely drifting in the current" becomes a meme.

Someone takes a picture of a very flustered spoiler trying to squeeze the water out of her cape. The second she lets go the weight of the water makes her fall ass over backwards. Black Bat ends up giving her her waterproof cape.

Signal makes mirages of sharks in the water to scare the shit out of any criminals. Oracle uploads the recordings with Benny hill as background music. Bludhaven escapes the worst of the storm and Nightwing sends pictures to the group chat patting the barely wet concrete just to rub it in. He still slips on a puddle and eats shit, Barbara sends that to the group chat.

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just needed to map out his scars for science reasons, I promise...

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Cant you read the sign? Honestly, he’s kind of offended you even asked.

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Andrew Garfield on consent and privacy

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broooooo ahaha that's so epic. do you mind if i grow fond of you

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Louise Bourgeois, What Is the Shape of This Problem?, New York: Galerie Lelong, 1999

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thankfully matter cannot be created or destroyed so You don’t even have to worry about it

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Guards! Seize him!

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mr sandman was playing in this gas station and the cashier and i both sang “man me a sand” at the same fucking time without hesitation