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Mel Medarda and Ekko, you will always be famous

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They should pay me to sort objects by color and shape and size all day I'd be good at it I'd be so fucking good at it

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Going crazy rn

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like

the parallels... they can't

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i miss them so fucking much i’m malfunctioning

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Go back to your ex it's very good practice

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I don't know what this is from, but I thought it was Sam and Frodo.

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"They're going to bury you three feet deep, because you've only ever been half a man" sounds like a raw ass line from Shakespeare or something buts actually from me yelling at my cat for stealing my sandwich while I was getting a drink.

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abandonment issues are sooooo funny. "i'm scared people will leave me so i push them away and leave them first to avoid being hurt" girl the prophecy is self fulfilling!!! the sabotage is coming from within!!! you forgot about the cycle!!!!!!!!!

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My tattoo artist told me his teenage son came out to him as trans by giving him a bunch of blue cupcakes and a greeting card that said "it's a boy!"

"That's cute," I said.

"It was NOT cute!" he snapped. "I thought he was pregnant."

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This is my first animation

their name is Wibbly None-the-Wiser

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man some of the seven deadly sins aren’t even that bad. sorry I’m angry n wanna fuck? Sorry I ate a lot? shut up