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What crazy shit did you pull last time? 

I guess it's time to show my face...

… especially after that crazy shit I pulled last time.

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Ah, damn.

I've run out of books. 

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Do you need someone to buy you a real one? 

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A piano, that’s what.

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I don't see why he doesn't have people carry him everywhere. I mean, he has that type of power. Hah, yeah I have. It's great. Obama may like wearing shirts with his face on it to bed. 

Your ears secrete more earwax when you are afraid than when you aren’t.

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...What? 

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Out of all the things you'd get the president, you'd get him some new shoes? Why not a shirt with his face on it? 

Your ears secrete more earwax when you are afraid than when you aren’t.

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You have way too much free time on your hands. 

Your ears secrete more earwax when you are afraid than when you aren’t.

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Why do you know that? 

Your ears secrete more earwax when you are afraid than when you aren’t.

Charlaina Hale, teaching you something on a casual basis.

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Yee-haw? 

I thought I saw a baby alien but it turned out to be a squirrel.

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Alright, that might be it. 

I thought I saw a baby alien but it turned out to be a squirrel.

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I'm just not good at anythin' that involves bein' outdoors when it's winter.  

I thought I saw a baby alien but it turned out to be a squirrel.

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This is why you've won so many spirit guide awards.  I'm alright. I actually went out and attempted to ice skate. After fallin' on my ass about fifteen times, I decided to call it quits and go back inside. 

I thought I saw a baby alien but it turned out to be a squirrel.

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You're such a wonderful spirit guide. 

I thought I saw a baby alien but it turned out to be a squirrel.

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I'm not afraid, I'd just prefer to not get beat with a stick. 

I thought I saw a baby alien but it turned out to be a squirrel.

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Exactly, yet people still call 'em vicious. 

I thought I saw a baby alien but it turned out to be a squirrel.

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Squirrels are misunderstood creatures. 

I thought I saw a baby alien but it turned out to be a squirrel.