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Defo safe unc is a first responder lmfao

You’re stuck in a room with the last character in your gallery. How safe are you?

Thanks for tagging me @artsy-girl-76 @schnarfer @oonajaeadira @jeewrites (I’m so sorry if I missed anyone!)

Does this guy count?

YOU GUYS. It told me the gif was “too big”…. I’m not safe AT ALL 😅

Tagging @burntheedges @grogusmum @perfectly-imperfect-me23 @ishabull @davnittbraes

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Reblog this post to ask mutuals to tell you their weirdest theory about u

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Doot doot

YES YES EYS

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RAHHHHH

ha?

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot” in their ask box

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NO I ALSO GOT BACKED INTO BY MY MOM BUT I BROKE MY FEMUR SO I HAD TO DO PHYSICAL THERAPY

One time Darry hit Ponyboy with his truck as he was backing out of the driveway.

It was really early, so he was still half-awake and just not paying attention and then boom. He hits something.

He was going slow, so Ponyboy was fine. He just got knocked over and skinned his knee and elbow.

Darry felt really bad about it and brought him home some ice cream that night to say sorry, so Ponyboy basically had to forgive him.

Despite that, the gang will never let him live it down. Every time Darry drives with one of them in the truck they'll go, "Make sure you don't run over Ponyboy, AGAIN.”

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busted immedietly after seeing this

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15 minutes for a regular shower and 30 for an everything shower ie: shaving and exfoliating plus js standing there listening to that banger music

For a debate with friends.

How long do you take in a shower?

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real but pretty sure they said that bc they where gonna do ~stuff~ yk and didnt want anyone witnessing it

I just know that if I was Johnny I’d constantly be tweaking the fuck out.

Like at one point in the movie (and book maybe?) Steve and soda talk about taking Sandy and Evie out and tell Johnny & Pony something around “no kids allowed”

Johnnys what? A few months younger than soda, they’re the same age. I’d be going insane

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grrr kittens you better listen 😈😈😈

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when hes the same age as my grandfather 🥵🥵😫😫👉🏻👌🏻

um— *twirling hair*

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interesting

Thanks for tagging me, @chaoticfandomgirly !❤️

And the lucky man is…

D.C.I. Mike McGuire from Whitstable Pearl!

Don’t mind if I do! A lovably grumpy bear of a man, who I would climb like a tree given half the chance!

I tag @all-or-nothing-baby @guiltypleasurefandomface @fireladybuckley @kinkykinard @a-victorian-girl @katries and anyone else who wants to play. No pressure on anyone who doesn’t!😘

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you a real one for that >:>

I really admire how he is always in such great shape. 👍

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you protect that woman with your life man you better be doing all the house work fo the next 56 years lil bro

HOW MUCH AURA DO I GAIN FROM MY WIFE BUYING ME THIS!!!

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my mom bc i like to think my brother is adopted bc he a lil bitch

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no <3

Guys can we plz stop making Steve's only character trait that he likes cake 😭