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You've heard of the man, the myth, the legend. Now get ready for the woman, the omen, the portent.
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my dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😝 this strain is called "From." You'll be zonked out of your gourd 💯
Me: yeah whatever. i dont feel shit.
Me 5 minutes later: dude i swear there has to be a mechanically sound way to construct a radio tower on top of a Victorian mansion
my wife pacing: the monsters in the caves are hiding the electricity from us
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have you noticed that endbringer documentaries never spare even a single thought for those of us who had our life savings ruined by the prodecktorate speculation market
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Fuuckkkkkk. Killed the newest Ward because they wouldn't get out of the fucking way! My eyes literally glow red for ten seconds and I have to stand completely still! Laser dots appear where they aim!!!!! How the fuck do you not notice when there are literal red dots on your forehead!!!!!!!! This is why they shouldn't let thinkers fight. In the good old days it was all forcefields and shit, now they've got stupid fucking capes who calculate big ass numbers and shit. The Protectorate is gonna fucking kill us dude.
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Contessa/Eidolon where Eidolon is hyperparanoid the entire time because what if her path to victory really does work on me and this has all been a setup lasting decades and Contessa is hyperparanoid the entire time because her path to victory really doesn't work on him and what if he's gone crazy like Manton did and he's luring me in to kill me and ruin humanity's chance of survival. It would be incomprehensibly bad for both of them. I would read 1.6 million words of it.
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i think your wicked cursed blade is pretty neat, actually
hey, thanks. good to see some of my so called “followers” have some taste
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Live action Ward, but every time Rain says something, we zoom in on Victoria looking at the camera like Jim from The Office
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beautiful art
My back hurts
#parahumans#wildbow#worm web serial#worm#worm parahumans#wormblr#amy dallon#panacea#coil#thomas calvert#lung worm#alec vasil#labyrinth#brian laborn#Grue
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Slaughterhouse 9 PSAs
All in one place!
…I should probably finish these at some point.
On dA over here: http://respicepostte.deviantart.com/gallery/46284855/Fanart
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my goat would never flinch at a mere mention of his atrocities 🙏
well on that scene I think eidolon deserves more glaze for having no reaction to hearing cauldron when even Alexandria did holy shit
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eidolon’s talk with yamada is so fucking funny to me. Piggot’s like fuck me man capes are so inconsiderate about boundaries and you know what she’s so right. What the fuck do you mean you opened with ‘I looked into the past and analyzed your behavior’ how was she supposed to respond to that. And then he immediately just starts drafting his suicide note. David. David please.
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Do you think Aisha has a dedicated workplace for making all her weird Alec trinkets. Like was that commemorative horns+tiara taser commissioned or did she assemble that herself at the same desk she makes those Alec dolls.
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rain in the dream room hearing someone talk about "suckable penis": wish i had someone, to suckable my , well.
cradle: fucking kill yourself
snag: fucking kill yourself
love lost: fucking kill yourself
rain: :(
the tinkertech: why not ask the dream room beast
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