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If I fits, I sits

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What a strange duck pond

(via)

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This is a personal attack

All I do is sit in front of screens, have my silly little coffee and zone out of life 

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what if, 😳 what if 😳 i reblogged your posts… 💕and you reblogged my posts… 🙈💞 and we were mutuals 👉👈 …but we never have a real conversation because we’re both shy? 😅💜

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I love how the monkey from Aladdin is just called “Dad” if you translate “Abu”

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ok but if bruce wayne somehow came upon zuko fresh out of banishment he would lose his mind.

black hair? check. bad parent(s)? check. trauma? double check.

bruce: how’d you get your scar?

zuko: my dad got mad at me for saying that killing people is wrong so he lit my face on fire and banished me.

bruce, vibrating with excitement, already pulling adoption papers from his utilility: that’s terrible. how do you feel about capes.

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On Today's episode of 'Are they a serial killer?'

You ever boil an egg and the pressure of the yolk expanding cracks the shell & causes some of the yolk to leak out?

Recently I found out that happens with skulls and brains if you apply enough heat

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Prince charming by ladyskorpia

“I found him. I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as he spazzes into the sunset”

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It has come to my attention that Aquaman (2018) is just a shameless ripoff of the Mattel classic, Barbie: A Mermaid Tale.

We have the child of a mermaid queen and a regular human guy 

who was brought up in the human world as a free spirit,

who talks to sea creatures,

who is fated to take over the throne of an underwater kingdom (where all the buildings are round and mushroom-y)

which is currently being occupied by an evil, power-hungry relative

with an army of sharks

And their unique position, straddling the human world and the underwater world, is at first a burden but ends up being their greatest strength

… I’m just saying

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There are hundred and for mentos in my bottle

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so how do i relationship

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I laminated a paper towel

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my brain is fired 

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Iconic.