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People who think this planet was created for humans to be ours are so wild to me

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i can pour water on my dog and none of you can stop me

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this redditor has the fucking battle royale of invasive plants (in the US) happening in their yard jesus christ. sentences of hate and destruction

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princeton-plainsboro teaching hospital's newest hires (circa 1995)

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realest guy on earth. unfortunately

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"Hawk Tuah" was a four-month psychological experiment conducted by the Federal Bureau of Investigation. It has now ended. All participants will be arrested shortly

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I truly enjoy how much Animorphs is like “here are our young heroes, each with a distinctive trope to fill in the group!” And then it makes you watch how the pressure of each person’s role grinds them to dust. And also they have homework.

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hold the fuck up I just noticed there’s an apple juice emoji

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when you reblog a post because you think a specific mutual would enjoy it and then they reblog it from you

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my mum just called "scrolling on Tumblr" "scrumbling"

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Kinda fucked up and nasty how vampires drink blood, imo. Like. Pepsi costs a dollar seventy five

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Manga where a boy is slowly feminized by unknown forces, and doesn't know until around the same time a nerdy lesbian girl happens to take a draft of the girlsmell and draws the conclusion "ah, a boymoder". Under this conclusion, she tells him "don't worry I'm on your side" and then she helps him to safely continue boymode (in the male dorm or something idk) despite the gradual changes, but also dressing him up in feminine clothes and such, exploring what it is like to be a girl.

A yuri manga where one of the protagonists doesn't know she's a girl, and the other protagonist doesn't know that she doesn't know that.

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MY BEAUTIFUL BABYGIRL WAS FUCKING SPARED THANK THE LESBIAN GODS LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO

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