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lord take all of my pain and sufferig and give it to elon musk

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I'm at a :.|:; for words.

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Happy 19th Birthday to the Nintendo DS!

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literally how is it fucking real

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Testing out styles aka I got bored and wanted to try something different. I wanted to really focus on the lineart for this one

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this stupid baka life isn't going according to keikaku

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i hate seeing people now making fun of those who care about privacy online. i've seen people saying things like "well they already have your data. what are companies going to do with it" and it's like, that's not the point. it's that companies /shouldn't/ be able to have my data and sell it. am i aware they probably already have my data? yes, absolutely. but i'm still going to try and keep them from monetizing it any further, why are we defending companies selling data they shouldn't have to begin with though?

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Accidentally wound up on "hear me out cake" tiktok, and I swear, if another one of these bitches puts down an at-most-unconventionally-attractive human man, Lady Dimitrescu or Nick Wilde/Robin Hood I am going to lose my fucking mind.

Saw one where the first person they named was Disney's Aladdin and I tapped out so hard I entered a fugue state and didn't regain full consciousness for like a solid hour.

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🚨 New frog call alert! Thanks to a #FrogID submission from a @bushheritageaus property in Western Australia, our #FrogID database now includes the "squelchy fart" call of the Southern Sandhill Frog (Arenophryne xiphorhyncha) – a call previously unknown to science!

Found only from arid coastal sand dunes, south of Shark Bay, this record of the Southern Sandhill Frog is the 211th species to be added to the national FrogID database.

There are still frog calls out there yet to record and discover. Keep your FrogID app handy and help improve our understanding of Aussie frogs!

Image and audio: Sam Fischer, Bush Heritage Australia.

#frogfriday #citscioz #wildoz

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How would you die in Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory?

this is a great question because it narrowed my soul! i would choke on regular chewing gum on the steps outside before even entering the factory. willy would make no attempt to perform the heimlich maneuver and would leave my corpse on the concrete

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one of the more interesting gender selectors i've seen