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also any game following botw that goes actually we need to reinstate the monarchy as it was again we just need to do it better this time has also failed its themes completely. like even if that was always intended to be the follow up it��s still antithetical to the game botw turned out to be

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Even MORE Age of Calamity things I find funny:

-The Goron/Rito/Gerudo/Zora and Hylian armies all being identical clones for graphical reasons.

-Master Koga having a stress bar that fills up when he gets hit, and if it reaches full he just lays on the ground and kicks and cries like a toddler. The only two ways to prevent this from happening are eating a banana or SHOOTING A DEADLY LAZER FROM YOUR FACE.

-When Koga uses the stasis rune on the sheika slate, he accidently freezes himself instead of the enemy and the Yiga clan beat the shit out of him so he'll go flying into the enemy at high speeds when he's unfrozen.

-The SHEER amount of times Revali says the words "Finally, it is time to show everyone our true power" in cutscenes. Like. My guy. Its been like seven times now. Still waiting.

-The fucking mission where you're in the middle of a war and have to defete the malice hinnox, guardian, talus, as well as the ice/fire/electric moblins - only for Zelda's cutscene being like "...No!!!!! The BLOOD MOON!!!!! THEY'RE BACK!" and for you to immediatly have to fight them all over again akskdjfjfjf. As hilarious as it is frustrating.

-all the characters complimenting one another when they win. Very wholesome. Also them asking for help when they're in trouble. Except Revali who is frequently like "I'm a busy bird - but I supose I can help you if I must" and "I didn't need your help but I supose it's fine you were here."

-Yunobos weapon being a rock roast. Riju's weapon being a hair tie?? What even are the weapons in this game seriously.

-The batshit wild combo moves. Revali's fire tornado, Mipha's mega orb of water drowning bokoblins left right and center and Sidon's mega shark, Literally everything Urbosa does. Then the goofy ones like Koga being picked up by Yiga dudes and carried around and Riju summoning her soldiers to smack people for her.

-Goddess mode Zelda. Babe just floating around glowing like an angel while absolutely obliterating enemies with vibes alone.

-King Rhoams special move being.....changing clothes to look like a wood cutter. Apparently he liked to disguise himself as a mysterious old man even before he died. This also does absolutely nothing in terms of fighting advantages. He literally just changes clothes.

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i simply love them 🗣️🗣️

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started calling my executive dysfunction issues my board of dysfunctional executives and treating it like a room of frail old white men and it hasn't fixed everything but it sure is fucking funny

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OMG I LOVE IT 🤣🤣🤣

Zelda Breath of the Wild + text messages

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I like this game 👍

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It's Autumn, which means if I make a Big Pot of Soup it will Fix Everything. No one fact check me on this. We need to let the soup speak for itself.

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i actually think that the single funniest thing in psych is that Curt Smith as Curt Smith is an actual reoccurring character

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Lassiter: why are you here?

Gus: juliet texted me and said shawn got hurt. so i brought a pineapple.

Lassiter: why?

Gus: shawn loves pineapples *gives shawn the pineapple*

Shawn: *hugs pineapple whilst crying*

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It's a great intro guys

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​I love in the alt text where it says she shines with rejuvenation

Hydrate

Day 89: Dried up

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Trick or Triforce!

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NOT KLANCE because SOME PEOPLE dont like reading

Hi guys

I coudkbt take the angst here have something happy

Also james tattoo debut!!

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This game is gonna be so cool-

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"how can m/f ships be good-" first of all through the power of bisexuality anything is possible so write that down. second of all if we start othering ships based on gender and nothing else we're no better than the opposition. third of all you need to watch more addams family

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Official "wake up Link" Nintendo alarm clock was not on any of our bingo cards