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half of tumblr just died because of google's new doodle

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r-r-really?

im funnier online where I can’t stutter

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uh

everyone who reblogs this will receive a picture of spencer shay in their inbox 

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why am I not a boxer then

if pugs were pokemon, they would evolve into boxers. I mean

come on

those faces

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my dog, meatball. :)

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HEH

you play league of legends? AND world of warcraft? lol, wow.

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You eat 28 spiders in your lifetime. Always 28. If you are about to die and you have only eaten 3 then 25 spiders arrive at once.

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so you tell a joke about someone and im like 

but then i realize its bout me and i'm like

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some very nice gifs

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 me when someone brags about their followers

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a bunch of photos i found around the internet

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this joke..........IS DEAD

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I have 12. So... Yeah.

REBLOG IF YOU HONESTLY THOUGHT YOU’D NEVER GET OVER 10 FOLLOWERS.

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Read. It. Twice. Please.

gf is prego we like to get kinky anyways one night things get particularly saucy I'm sticking my noodle in her when I notice weird fucking chunks coming out, so I turn on the lights wtf it's red everywhere and she's obviously not on her period I look up at her, she's got a glassy, jarred look on her face and she's not answering ohshitohshitohshitohshit I rush her into my car and speed all the way to the hospital she's still bleeding everywhere by the time we get there, she's not bleeding much more, but all color has drained and she looks colorless and almost transparent oh shit, she looks like she's in a vegetative state storm into to the emergency room, carry her to the nearest doctor and explain everything he takes one look at her and says "sir, I'm sorry, there's nothing we can do" "WHY THE FUCK NOT???" "we don't operate on empty jars of spaghetti sauce"

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"Oh no! I swallowed a mosquito! I have to tell tumblr now, because everyone cares."

THERES A MOSQUITO IN MY ROOM THAT KEEPS BUGGING ME AND I HAVE 50 BITES ON MY RIGHT ARM ALREADY BUT I DONT WANT TO KILL IT BECAUSE IT HAS A LIFE AND I COULD BE TAKING A MOTHER AWAY FROM ITS FAMILY HELP

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I swear to god the ONLY things on my dashboard are  1. Homestuck 2. Shiba Inus 3.  Anime things 4. And more fucking Homestuck.

I don't even like Homestuck ಠ_ಠ

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Reblog if you want a bunch of “have you evers” and “would you rathers” in your ask box right now.