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‘A Stolen Moment’

Albert Guillaume (1873-1942 French painter and caricaturist)

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another idea, bc i miss freaked out pretty boy

Kyle was excited to finally date an anime nerd, what he didn’t anticipate was how much of a hassle she’d be 😩 she gets on his last nerve 😒

both love to cosplay, really get into their characters. if the cosplay has weapons his girl is 100% stabbing him and practicing moves on him. his face doesn’t move an inch, he’s no fun, gives her the side eye. she’s energetic 😌 what can u do

they definitely dress up as each other’s favourite character in bed — now who said that?

gets his frustration out from her playful antics by fucking her in a headlock — seriously, who keeps saying that?

🗣 Kyle "Freaked Out Pretty Boy" Garrick likes to fuck his girl dressed up as Legoshi and he has her dress up as Haru and the predator prey role play and foreplay goes hard! And he bites her on the neck and keeps her in headlock doggy style on all fours!!!!!

OMGeeee who said that? 🫣👀

I said that!

Imagine he gets one her one of those bunny tail plugs and he pulls on it while fucking her hard and fast with no real rhythm because he's trying to breed his bunny?

Other cosplay sex ideas?

Princess Peach and Bowser and no I will not be going into detail on why!

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Plant of the Day

Tuesday 5 August 2025

From the mountain meadows of Switzerland Lilium martagon (Turk's cap lily, martagon lily, mountain lily) is a strong-growing lily forming a clump. It has tall stems of fragrant, purple flowers and there is a white blooming variety, Lilium martagon var. album.

Jill Raggett

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not go into detail? Girl…

another idea, bc i miss freaked out pretty boy

Kyle was excited to finally date an anime nerd, what he didn’t anticipate was how much of a hassle she’d be 😩 she gets on his last nerve 😒

both love to cosplay, really get into their characters. if the cosplay has weapons his girl is 100% stabbing him and practicing moves on him. his face doesn’t move an inch, he’s no fun, gives her the side eye. she’s energetic 😌 what can u do

they definitely dress up as each other’s favourite character in bed — now who said that?

gets his frustration out from her playful antics by fucking her in a headlock — seriously, who keeps saying that?

🗣 Kyle "Freaked Out Pretty Boy" Garrick likes to fuck his girl dressed up as Legoshi and he has her dress up as Haru and the predator prey role play and foreplay goes hard! And he bites her on the neck and keeps her in headlock doggy style on all fours!!!!!

OMGeeee who said that? 🫣👀

I said that!

Imagine he gets one her one of those bunny tail plugs and he pulls on it while fucking her hard and fast with no real rhythm because he's trying to breed his bunny?

Other cosplay sex ideas?

Princess Peach and Bowser and no I will not be going into detail on why!

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Plant of the Day

Monday 4 August 2025

In early summer the arching stems of the wild Rosa canina (dog rose, bird briar, briar rose) are covered in fragrant, single, pale pink or white flowers with prominent yellow stamens. The stems are covered in thorns which is why the plants are incorporated into hedging for fields with stock animals.

Jill Raggett

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oooh i have a request!!

lion hybrid König, king of the jungle 🦁👑 big fluffy mane

i imagine he pulls off his balaclava and his mane puffs out like crazy. or maybe he oils it beforehand or something

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– they're creepy and they're moody. mysterious and spooky. they're all together ooky. the riley family!

Featuring: Simon "Ghost" Riley, Fem!Reader, Raven Riley, Reaper Riley, Uncle Hector, Cousin Snake, Mumsee, Mr. Alfie, and Pinky.

(divider credit: @wethairjoel / @coolcatsgraphics)

♱ the headmaster calls.

♱ it's bedtime at the riley house.

♱ simon questions his family's newly acquired music "taste"

this au/series is +18. minors do not interact.

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Simon Riley who has found his match.

cw: 18+ | omegaverse; plus-size!omega!reader; a/b/o dynamics; suggestive

Yes, you are a sweet omega.

Perfectly shaped for Simon, with plush hips to grab, fat tits to bury his ugly mug into, and a scent worth dying for.

A true plump pocket-sized fairy—his words.

Docile when treated right; he's never heard anything else but lovely chirps and purrs coming from you. The occasional yelp when he smacks your ass to watch it jiggle or nips at your mating mark whenever cuteness aggression possesses him like a wicked demon.

That is until he comes home from duty, smelling like another omega one evening.

The moment you pick up on it, that incredibly biting scent of cherry blossom and burnt caramel, your nose twitches and you bristle, eyes zeroing in on Simon as he approaches you in the kitchen.

The scent is so overwhelming, you smell it over the herbal tea you're brewing.

"My love," he greets you gruffly, oblivious still, "how's yer day been?"

And you don't reply anything, but there is a sudden rumble in your chest. A soft yet warning growl steadily building up deep inside of you, like a tigress coming alive to protecting her territory.

Simon freezes over the sound, dark eyes widening imperceptibly like he's sensing an unknown threat in the dark. Reaching up, he pulls his balaclava off at once; dirty blonde hair disheveled and sticking up from his skull.

"Love?" He asks again, a more gentle inquiry.

Until it hits him, too. That saccharine, foreign omega scent clinging to his fatigues, his skin.

It immediately offends him as much as it does you.

His crooked nose wrinkles, brows furrowing with a snarl, though not because of you, "Isn't what ye'r thinkin'," he assures you, palms coming up as if soothing a wild animal. "Some daft rookies gettin' in a bloody fight. Had to intervene—"

Your teeth glint in the soft LED lights under the kitchen cabinets. The tea kettle starts whistling as the water boils. Standing there in your cosy bath robe and fuzzy slippers, growling at him for the first time, you look comically ominous.

Sweet, supple fairy.

Simon swallows thickly, his prick chubs in his cargo pants as your pupils keep dilating, your scent spiking with jealousy; spicy and dangerous.

He groans, "I'd never—"

"Go shower," you hiss, causing his jaw to snap shut tightly, throat bobbing. "Bring your bloody uniform to the dry-cleaner's tomorrow or I swear I'll burn them, Simon Riley."

His pulse throbs in tandem with his cock now, knees nearly buckling as he fidgets with his mask.

"Yes, ma'am," he nods, "anythin' else for my—"

You take a step towards him, growling, "Now."

And Simon has never ever scurried like this in his life before; a strange mixture of anxiety and arousal oozing from his pores as he strips on his way to the bathroom, chuckling like a madman under his breath.

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over the moon I got the Vanta Family seal of approval for that joke 😩 it’s my favourite

a polar bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, “I’ll have a rum … and coke.”

the bartender asks, “What’s with the big pause?”

the bear shrugs. “I was born with them.”

no? okay, what did the grape say when it got crushed? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.

nothing yet? fine. Guy tries to get into a party, doesn’t meet the criteria, has to be dressed as some type of emotion.

so he wracks his brain and finally comes up with something, makes a hole and proceeds to stick his dick inside a pear 🍐

he comes back and says, “Can I come in now?” Dude who previously refused his entry goes: “Yo, what the fuck is wrong with you? Put that thing away. Plus, you don’t meet the requirements!”

he says, “Why not?? I’m in despair!” this pear

Now this!!! This is a good joke! The despair one was promptly told to my brothers (all three are my biggest critics) and they hollered.

You are are the funniest person I now know because that joke got added to my jokes rotation

Thank you so much Sugar Cookie

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stars_and_beyond_

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am I ovulating or am I just insane crazy about him

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Medic and Krieger, the greatest German mad scientist duo. Best buddies FOR SCIENCE!!!

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Plant of the Day

Sunday 3 August 2025

This coniferous tree has become the support for a vigorous Hydrangea petiolaris (climbing hydrangea). This large self-clinging, deciduous climber has flower-heads of small fertile flowers surrounded by showy white sterile ones and the leaves provide yellow autumn colour.

Jill Raggett

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In honor of my yeeterus hysterectomy tomorrow have a thought blurb of a woman on TF 141 being unfazed by blood or slippery bullets.

TW: blood, wounds, fingers in wounds, mentions of periods

Read either as a female reader or a transmasc reader who still has a period.

Price cursed as he lost the bullet in Tav's shoulder. Again.

This was the fifth time his too big fingers had failed. With a sigh, you push away from the window where you had been helping Gaz breathe. Man had the worst stomach for others pain. L.T. was hiding upstairs watching for enemies and exfil. Really, you thought he was avoiding Tav's small cries and pants as he tried to stay conscious.

"Cap, move."

Bumping him out of the way with a hip, you grab the other sterile glove from the pack resting on the table. Snapping the nitrile in place you give the Johnny a command.

"Tav, take a deep breath for me, then try and make your dick jump."

He didn't question it. Doing as he was told, the instant you saw movement near Tav's groin you shoved your slimmer fingers into the wound in his shoulder.

He gasped in pain, stiffening.

"Nope. Keep making it jump, Sergeant." All your focus is on the slip of the metal under your nail.

Five more times is all he gets to make it bounce before you twist to the right and grab Price's gloved hand and drop the offending bullet in it.

"How the hell did you do that?" Price looked up from his hand to stare at you. The offended confusion in his brow would have made you laugh under other circumstances.

"I use a cup every month to deal with my period. Got lots of experience cave diving for a slippery bitch while covered in blood." Pulling the rolled cuff from your wrist to your fingers you manage to avoid flicking any of Tav's blood back on him. "You good to patch him up? I'll go tell Ghost his boyfriend isn't dying anymore."

Tav's offended shout and Gaz's laugher overlaid your smile as you headed up the stairs. Price's grumbling is lost in the tread of your boots.

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