demontisms

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Mr. Tenna and his little intern

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bnha fans are anime bourgeoisie theres 4 seasons in 3 years and they get merch on sale right in target they dont even have to go to hot topic

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early to bed and early to rise leaves a man so fucked up that he dies

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thinking david corenswet is hot is the most embarrassing reputation ruining annoying thing I could have done tbh like ohhh my god really? tall big muscles dark hair and blue eyes kind man is hot? god fucking really. are you fucking stupid I hate myself. oh you think superman is hot? fucking superman? groundbreaking type shit going on here oh my god he’s tall should we tell everyone he’s tall and his jaw is nice wow she thinks the attractive man is attractive. you and everyone else. is pizza your favorite food too. fuck you. everyone look at her she thinks SUPERMAN is hot boundaries are really being pushed over here should we get her a medal because she thinks Mr Smile is easy on the eyes. “hear me out” and it’s a fucking marching band. should we call people magazine. vanilla. I DISGUST myself. summer blockbuster. I should be killed

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for context, this is a caitvi (arcane) kinktober. and their rules on trans rep are... interesting

So there's gossip about some version of kinktober over on twitter adding a bunch of nonsensical rules this year, and I am fascinated. Studying this like a bug.

Like, what the hell.

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those caitvi kinktober rules going around on twitter are insane im still thinking about them. the no transmasc depictions already tell me everything i need to know but depiction of aftercare required? no dub con of any kind?? explicit consent before during and after sex??? man dont run a kinktober event then

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(pa kent giving The Talk voice) see when a bull and a cow love each other very much, that’s how a calf is born [remembers his son came from space] of course if the bull comes from another farm, the cow might not end up taking, but that’s alright [remembers clark might be gay] sometimes bulls also love other bulls [remembers clark is an alien again] but if the bull is from another farm, he might have a calf if he fools around with bulls from here so he should be careful.

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time to update your retro wallpaper!

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They wanna say the word so bad

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girl weve been knowing how to metamorphose. beatboxing pupa

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my uncle who doesnt work at nintendo told me nothing

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me when someone asks me what canada's national anthem is & also i have the curse that randomly deletes one vowel from each sent nce

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"tumblr": refers to the land 'tumbling' upward to meet the sky on the appointed day

"twitter": refers to the twittering droning noise reported to emanate from the obsidian obelisk

"reddit": to have read 'it'--the book of destiny's disease, of course

"youtube": the flesh-lined cylinder which produces endless doppelgangers of whoever gazes into it

"instagram": the mind-scratching pictogram that 'instantly' appeared in 101 points around the world

"facebook": the rotting grimoire that heralds impending victims of the metascape

"discord": the eternal order of things

"bluesky": something we will never see again

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i counted my eggs before they hatched and it turns out i have over 50! for convenience i will keep them all in one basket

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me normally: i like your outfit

me in the dimension where im always with a scary bug: me and my scary bug like your outfit