This is every Hellsing fan in existence. Thank you for summing up my life, Hellsing-Quotes.
Integra: Why are you doing dumb shit?
Alucard: In my defense I was left unsupervised.
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Me in a box...
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Reblog if your icon can kick your ass
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i love my twins
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Simple Thoughts
I was standing by my mother, who was standing in front of the sink. Now, I’m, like, 12... She had one of those sponges with the little, green scubbies. Now, in my brain, which is only going two miles per hour, thinks of something REALLY stupid, then thinks it’s SMART to ask my mother. “Mama, if Spongebob is a sponge, how come he doesn’t have a scrubby on his back?” Now my mother, who thought this was just the cutest... posted what I said on Facebook. My life...
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The bird of Hermes is my name, I eat my wings to keep me tame.
Alucard
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I was only doin' my job. Hunting vampires, werewolves and leprechauns. I've never actually seen one, but do you think that if I cut it open with my knife it'll spill out Lucky Charms?
Father Anderson (Hellsing Ultimate Abridged)
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Proving a point to my boyfriend.
PLEASE REBLOG if you (male or female) believe it is perfectly okay and natural for a guy of any age to cry
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Oh poor Heinkel. Someone please teach that dear child how to work her laptop. Better yet, take away her internet access, the search history is mildly concerning.
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What the fuck is wrong with you, Anderson?
Alucard: God finally got to him.
Or he finally found a leprechaun and cut it open with his knife.
Alucard: Did it spill out Lucky Charms?
Yes, yes it did.
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If Alucard Read Harry Potter
Alucard: *hands integra a sock*
Integra: what the heck, Alucard... *gives the sock back to Alucard*
Alucard: master has given me a sock!!!
Integra: what??
Alucard: ALUCARD IS FREEEEEE!!! *runs out*
Integra: WHAT THE ****
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An end to sanity indeed. At least London survived.
Sort of.
Ish.
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SHIRO~
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Alucard in all his hot glory!
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An end to sanity indeed. At least London survived.
Sort of.
Ish.
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Made this meme here thanks to the realization one of my friends had…
This is not meant to offend anyone in any way because I believe that the fidget tools should be used properly and have it help any person that has ADHD, ADD, and anxiety
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