i am teeth. i am royal.finn balor. est. 2017.you are nothing to me.
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spitefulbliss replied to your post: I DIDNT REALIZE HE WAS MOCKING THE DICK PICS TOO
“Two thousand sixteen” oh honey
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I DIDNT REALIZE HE WAS MOCKING THE DICK PICS TOO
#. ooc#IM SCREAMIN#A L E G E N D#I CANNOT BELIEVE#IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD TWO THOUSAND SIXTEEN#THAT HES OUT HERE MOCKING SETH'S DICK PICS#the level of petty tho#i aspire to it
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two things:
kenny copying seth’s weinergate tweet almost verbatim kenny ‘pony boy’ omega bc dem thighs
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phcnomenal replied to your post: tmw you realize ur oc is in love with three...
was that paige in the mask in the front row??? i’m dead if that’s true lmao
preeeeeeeeeeeeetty sure
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tmw you realize ur oc is in love with three different men like goddammit you hoe ://
#. ooc#//also tmw you realize adr is the dude that cant get over the breakup#//like homie all the time namedropping and referencing wwe#//like he aint ask for his release#//bITCH U WANTED TO BE FREE SO STOP#//TALKING#//ABOUT#//THEM??????????#//get a new soundbite for fucks sake
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the g1 special is lit
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i am around but i am writing essentially torture porn???? donut ask. and also gonna watch night 2 of the g1 special bc fUCK IT WHO NEEDS THAT $10
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BE THE WORST YOU POSSIBLE ind. & private wrestling oc.
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various starters
❛ you’re a weapon and weapons don’t weep. ❜
❛ hurt me once, I’ll kill you twice. ❜
❛ never trust a survivor until you learn what they did to stay alive. ❜
❛ death is the only god that comes when you call. ❜
❛ I am teeth. I am royal. you are nothing to me. ❜
❛ the sun will rise and we will try again. ❜
❛ we’re just kids. we aren’t supposed to be heroes. ❜
❛ I like my women like I like my Absinthe: bitter and intoxicating. ❜
❛ what doesn’t kill me better run. ❜
❛ she wasn’t looking for a knight. she was looking for a sword. ❜
❛ don’t dehumanize bad people, because it’s their humanity which makes what they’ve done so terrifying. ❜
❛ she isn’t just pretty. she is otherworldly and vaguely threatening. ❜
❛ magic is not good or evil. is a knife evil? only if the wielder is. ❜
❛ I don’t want your crown. see, I’ve come to burn your kingdom down. ❜
❛ they broke my wings. they forgot I have claws. ❜
❛ all that blood was never beautiful, it was just red. ❜
❛ what do you do when there’s no hero in the story? simple. you kill the monster and crown yourself. ❜
❛ how terrible it is, to love something that death can touch. ❜
❛ you may not be interested in war, but it is interested in you. ❜
❛ I feel divinity in my bones like aching. like fire. ❜
❛ you make me feel and I don’t like it. I want it to stop. now. ❜
❛ you are losing my interest and that is very dangerous. ❜
❛ she will burn your kingdoms down, herself with it, if it means your ruin. ❜
❛ it’s okay to be scared. it means your about to do something brave. ❜
❛ she looks like divine absolution. ❜
❛ I will not be another flower, picked for my beauty and left to die. I will be wild, difficult to find and impossible to forget. ❜
❛ be careful with words. they can be forgive, but never forgotten. ❜
❛ you not wanting me was the beginning of me wanting myself. ❜
❛ I’m tired of fighting. for once, I want to be fought for. ❜
❛ never run back to what broke you. ❜
❛ I was quite, but not blind. ❜
❛ your gut knows what’s up. trust that bitch. ❜
❛ we all eat lies when our hearts are hungry. ❜
❛ do not judge my story by the chapter you walked in on. ❜
❛ I’m just a girl, standing in front of a salad, wishing it was a donut. ❜
❛ you can miss something but not want it back. ❜
❛ you can’t save people, you can only love them. ❜
❛ I came, I saw, I made it awkward. ❜
❛ we buy shite we don’t need, with money we don’t have, to impress people we don’t like. ❜
❛ you’re always one decision away from a different life. ❜
❛ my brain has too many tabs open. ❜
❛ I’m not saying I hate you, just that you’re like the Monday of people. ❜
❛ there’s no ‘we’ in fries. ❜
❛ apology accepted, trust denied. ❜
❛ death and I have been scandalously intimate for some time now. ❜
❛ life happens. coffee helps. ❜
❛ I am mine before I am ever anyone else’s. ❜
❛ I rely a bit too heavily on alcohol and irony. ❜
❛ very early in my life it was already too late. ❜
❛ is that a threat or are you flirting with me. ❜
❛ was the use of force necessary in completing your objectives? ❜
❛ I’ll let you drag me to hell if it means you’ll hold my hand. ❜
❛ I do bad things, and I do them very well. ❜
❛ you drink too much, you cuss too much and you have questionable morals. you’re everything I ever wanted. ❜
❛ they will kill you, but first they will have to catch you. ❜
❛ drugs might kill you but they’ll never break your heart. ❜
❛ good girls are just bad girls that haven’t been caught. ❜
❛ a pretty face doesn’t guarantee a pretty heart. ❜
❛ no airbag, we die like men. ❜
❛ true evil is, above all, seductive. ❜
❛ it takes more courage to suffer than to die. ❜
❛ you must be lucky to avoid the wolf every time. but the wolf? he only needs enough luck to catch you once. ❜
❛ justice is vengeance in prettier packaging. ❜
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ive been trying to write stuff for like 2 hours but i keep listening to despacito and getting distracted
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the og version of despacito is better than the remix
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my boss can miss me with this fucking four days in a row all double shifts on a minions weekend bullshit
#. ooc#//i had to take someone's double so i could have the day i requested off#//like fuckin hire more people to replace the ones that are leaving slash getting 2nd jobs and only work one day a week
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me, pretending the columbiners havent noticed my shit posting about them: what did aj styles do now
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im reading a really good book on columbine while laying out this week and my dumb ass made the mistake of going in the tags on tumblr and just like... can yall not like celebrate these dudes??????????? or anyone who murders???????????????
#. ooc#//miss me with that klebold was manipulated by harris shit#//miss me with that theyre so hot shit#//miss with that aNY OF THAT SHIT
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yeezus 10:49 PM: URGONNAFUCKINLOSE deevious 10:49 PM: URGONNAFUCKINLOSE yeezus 10:51 PM: THANKS FOR QUOTING ME BITCH deevious10:52 PM: YOU KNOW I WAS THROWING IT BACK AT YOU SLUT yeezus 10:55 PM: IF I WANTED MY COME BACK I WOULD HAVE WIPED IT OFF YOUR MOTHER'S CHIN deevious 10:57 PM: W HATWHATU WILD WHATTHATS IT IM DONE HERE U REACHING A WHOLE 'OTHA LEVEL MY POOR MOTHER DIDNT NEED TO BE DRAGGED INTO THIS yeezus 10:58 PM: do you admit that this was your fault or not deeadmit it and this can all end deevious 10:59 PM: .......................................................................................itwasmyfault
DONT 👏 PLAY 👏 WITH 👏 ME 👏 BECAUSE 👏 I 👏 DONT👏 PLAY 👏
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tHEY BLEEPED KEVIN AFTER HE SAID VAGINA WHAT DO YOU HAVE AGAINST VAGINAS WWE
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Devitt on how he feels about wrestling.
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