oh fuck we are under attackim sam and i do art. check out my desktop blog. right image made by Matt, left image made by Tay I post suggestive so 18+
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my tumblr ads are alternating between reminding me i’m a dyke and telling me to fear the space scorpion
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The double flan emojis make the identity theft scam just a little more enticing.
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airplane tickets should be free if you have internet friends you reaaaaaaally want to hang out with
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Thinking a lot about the super fucked up seagull statue I saw at an antique store today tbh
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i’m going to burst into tears. such a hauntingly stupid and wonderful phrase to immortalize somewhere. LOOK AT PIttbert!
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women’s bodies weren’t “made” to do anything, nature didn’t “intend” anything, no human action is “unnatural” and there is no inherent “purpose” to a human life
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