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Kyoya: I don’t have energy for this.

Haruhi: For what?

Kyoya: *gestures vaguely*

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Tamaki Suoh from Ouran High School Host Club has one brain cell!

requested by @dimensionallyyours

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Kyoya, who is it that you have a crush on int the Host Club? Please don't say money.

“The crushing weight of responsibilities.” 

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Do you have an ex bf/gf?

I do not. I have yet to meet anyone with the proper merit to attempt a romantic relationship.

That’s not to say no one here could have decent benefits, but none of those benefits are good enough to warrant proper romance. 

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You disposed of all of Haruhi's photobooks, right Kyoya?

But of course. If by “disposed” you mean “sold to the highest bidder”. 

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Have you play with the twins of which one is Hikaru game before? I only saw Tamaki trying to guess, and Haruhi as only one to win. I think, it would be a good challenge to your mind.

I’ve played it, yes. 

I lost, of course. At least, according to them- however, that is simply because they were standing side by side. They’re much easier to tell apart when they’re alone. 

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What do you do besides work and paint

I host. 

Oh, wait, you’re likely asking if I have any hobbies.

If that’s what your referring to, then I must admit I hardly have the time for anything else besides what I already do. I always seem to be busy with…other things.

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Can I pay you to step on me? hsjsjshsshd jk what convince you to go with Tamaki's plan to create a host club? [Source episode 27)

I’m not sure why you would want me to step on you, but regardless, nothing needed to convince me to go with his plan. I went along with it…

Because it was a crazy idea. 

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What kind of books do you read?

Nonfiction. 

I’ve never really read much for entertainment. It always felt like a waste of time. However, I have read a few of the classics from European literature for class assignments.

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Is there anyone in particular you prefer hosting? :3

No, not particularly 

Don’t take this the wrong way, of course.

It’s simply that if I were to choose favorites, well, some other young ladies may be hurt in the process. It’s my duty as a host to make sure every one of our guests is happy. 

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A cat for @taimproblem. She’s wearing a flowercrown because the highest authority on land, the ice-cream truck, has decided it’s spring.

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By Segerius Bruce.

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Hikaru: [mumbling in Latin]

Kyoya: Listen, for the last time, I’m not a demon, and you can’t exorcise me.

Kaoru: [crossing number five off the list] It was worth a try.

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Watercolor Bumblebee -

Just opened my Etsy Shop! Check it out at: etsy.com/uk/shop/WolfieeeeWatercolor

Another one of my favourite bumblebees, especially loved creating the pose for this one!

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Whats it like to be rich?

I don’t believe I’ve ever really thought about it. Being rich is simply a lifestyle for me. I’ve never known anything else. Wealth is just life as I know it, presumably with more opportunities granted than what is presented to a commoner, but life all the same.

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Possibly any suggestions on how to cope with anxiety?

What an interesting question…

Well to start out, my condolences. From my knowledge, anxiety is a very unpleasant thing. 

I’ve read a little on how one might cope with anxiety. What I suggest is this grounding technique that seems to have positive reviews.

Step one is to look around you and find five things you can see and say them aloud. It doesn’t matter what it is, just choose anything. A bottle, the floor, a lamp, a book, a vase, anything of that sort. 

Step two, you pay attention to what your body can feel. Find four separate things you can feel and say them aloud. Such as the chair you’re sitting in, the cold air around you or the way your clothes brush against you. 

Step three, you listen. Listen for three sounds and say them aloud. It could be something as simple as your fan blowing or the keys of your laptop as you type. 

Step four, find two things you can smell. If there is nothing nearby you’re able to smell, then you can simply identify two of your favorite smells and say them aloud.

And the final step is to find something you can taste. Just one thing. If nothing safe is available then identify one of your favorite things to taste. You’re supposed to say this aloud as well. 

While doing this you’re to take deep, slow breaths to your stomach. This technique is designed to help calm your mind down and allow you to focus on whats in front of you when you’re about to have an anxiety attack. I hope this helps.

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We can ask anything? So is this like a host-online kind of thing?

Why of course, you can ask whatever you like. I would say it is a “host-online” kind of thing, as I have created this specifically to reach out to all the lovely young ladies around the world.