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And that’s ok!! #EthicalMemes

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Let your words be anything but empty.

Sara Bareilles, Brave (2013) | Taylor Swift, Daylight (2019) | Harry Styles, Lights Up (2019)

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Let me

(For my future wife)

Let me go to your room and take over; leave my shit everywhere and wear your t-shirts.

Let me steal all the covers when we sleep and take up most of the bed.

Let me lie on top of you, intertwining my legs with yours.

Let me wake up in the night to find you sleeping and whisper "I love you" in your ear, kissing your shoulder lightly not waking you.

Let me wake up before you in the morning so that I can watch you sleep.

Let me hold you in my arms and your head rests on my chest.

Let me make you breakfast in bed.

Let me put your favourite songs on while you get ready.

Let me make you blush.

Let me share the bathroom with you while you're showering or peeing.

Let me watch you get dressed every morning.

Let me make you lunch for work and leave cute notes in your lunch bag.

Let me text you throughout the day while you away.

Let me clean up after you.

Let me hug you and kiss you deeply when you come back home.

Let me make love to you.

Let me laugh with you.

Let me take care of you.

Let me comfort you after a long day.

Let me read with you.

Let me be yours forever bc I can't get enough of you.

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Tasteful LGBTQ+ jokes

What do you call an asexual gardener? An ace of spades

What do you call a glittery asexual? An ace of diamonds

What do you call a gay girl who is shortee than you? A LESS-bien

What do you call an acearo agender person? A triple-a battery

What do you call a trans businessman? A self-made man

What do you call a lesbian cowboy? Butch Cassidy

What do you call a cooking show with all pansexual competitors? Pots and Pans

What do you get when you wring out a genderfluid person? Gender fluid

What do you say when your bisexual friend leaves? Bye bi

What do you call an aromantic archer? And arrow aro

What do you call the drinks at a pride bar? Queer beer

What do you call a lesbian who is good at science? A chem femme

What do you call a lazy enby? A non-try-nary

What do you call an enby who is allergic to potatoes? A non-fry-nary

What do you call an enby who loves to swim? A non-dry-nary

What do you call an enby who prefers their natural hair color? A non-dye-nary

What do you call a gay history nerd? A rome-osexual

What do you call a gay introvert? A home-osexual

What do you call a gay who loves big books? A tome-osexual

What do you call a gay hair stylist? A comb-osexual

What do you call a gay gardener? A gnome-osexual

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ayeeee let's follow up

That’s one way to keep people inside.

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I miss this

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woooooow

nafta

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