#nationalpoetrymonth #saeedjones
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At least they make decent poetry fodder
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I'll haunt you like a ghost
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Wait, what?
Him: Oh wow you’re super cool
Me: Aw thanks! I like spending time with you and I like how you touch me. I don’t want to date you or be some one-time hookup tho, so let’s meet in the middle and make out and watch movies?
Him: Yes, perfect. I am broken and don’t want to date either, but you’re beautiful and smart and funny and you suck a dick like a goddamn champion
Me: Oh good we’re on the same page ^.^
Me: Come over and touch my boobs
Him: Actually, I’m pretty sure I never want to see you again
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Every time I think it'll be different
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