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i am unwell in the brain i cannot cope with this!!!!!

Lance gifting nando a peaked cap with Capitán written on it how are we doing strollonso fans?

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I believe in the separation between church & state (rpf and the real people involved) 🫡

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I’m a little late to the party but Lando here is so 💘

placing his arm behind oscar

moving his arm a little further up the sofa after a few seconds to the point it made me think he was gonna pat Oscar‘s back for a sec

the short pause before saying you had a win

highlighting Oscar‘s win in general while looking at him

scratching his head immediately after saying that starting to smirk while looking down which makes me think he got a little shy and embarrassed there

Lando is so whipped.

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would the drivers subscribe to lando norris' onlyfans?

max verstappen: absolutely yes. he also gifts subs. he's a supportive friend.

checo: no and he tells everyone he hasn't even though no one was asking

lewis: yes and he comments on posts with little encouraging messages

george: feels like a bad friend if he doesn't but then immediately unsubscribes the second he sees lando's dick

carlos: no. sorry to the carlandos but this is too gay for carlos.

charles: yes but he does not know how to log in again after he does it

oscar: exasperatedly explains he isn't going to, like, 12 times and eventually caves to peer pressure after a relentless day of lando telling him to. he justifies it as research to mark webber and also himself at 2am in hotel rooms.

fernando: no. it's not really for any reason, he just doesn't pay for porn.

lance: no but he does check out the previews

esteban: no and he complains about every time it's brought up in conversation

pierre: yes but it's a hate sub. honestly. just a hate sub. he's watching this out of hate.

alex: no but he sometimes checks it via lily's account

logan: yes but he just pays the sub every month and never looks out of, like, respect

yuki: yes and he is thinking about starting his own

daniel: says he does but doesn't actually (bit gay)

valtteri: absolutely yes, day one subscription, brings up fundraising ideas

zhou: no but it's like, not personal he just really can't be bothered making an account

kevin: no. what the hell are these young drivers up to these days?

hulkenberg: no because he's kind of annoyed lando's doing it not him

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ending the 2023 season with alex getting his whole family to wave for teds notebook and then saying that if you have a foot fetish you should bid for teds worn smelly albon athletics trainers that f1 are currently auctioning for charity. what a season what an ending. thanks alex

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this is so spider man coded

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formula one is so gay <3

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I’ve probably consumed 99% of the strollonso tag on ao3 and I absolutely love the fact that if I had advertised these fics to myself from last year, I would’ve called me insane.

“Yeah and then there’s ‘you’re my fucking hero’, broken wrists and driving after merely two weeks, neck grabbing action, ‘it’s romantic’, Fernando watching Lance during the his own race, complimenting his overtake, oh and surprisingly many podiums before, during and after some shit show and so much more! :D”

“Wowowow sounds like exciting fics!”

“Yeah no that’s all just real life events that inspired them.”

:0

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actually logan and alex are the best duo on the grid right now because logan will say something cringe and then alex goes "oh my god logan's so embarrassing" and proceeds to say something twice as cringe

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more f1 drivers as tumblr textposts by yours truly

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During the winter break I’m gonna need some landoscar feelings realization/long distance/pining/awkward texting/them hanging out in woking/london

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Landoscar Nation! I've found an underrated piece of lore!! (@nyoomfruits you might like that)

This Lando and Alex interview from 2022 whit shy!baby Oscar has nearly no interaction between our boys and still, all the seeds that would bloom into Landoscar are there!

The shy embryo of "heart eyes"

Oscar looking at Lando only (each time he looks at Alex, it's just for a milisecond before going back to Lando)

What will become the Zendaya laugh!

The focused lip licking

Like, we knew about Oscar's teen crush on Lando through twitter but we have proof it was still there and never left!!

We also have the proof that Oscar fell first but Lando fell harder because he's barely noticing the guy here! And look where we are now!

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lando only dnf’d because he couldn’t wait until after the race to go make out with his gf (max fewtrell)

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Also god I’m so glad lando is okay my literal heart dropped last night when he crashed, but look at him ☹️☹️☹️ the oversized jacket and smile, my heart

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saw this tumblr post and IMMEDIATELY thought of Lando. He's such a drapey man

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OH HE'S ADORABLE