its hard being a soft punk emo puppy wanting to be leashed and spitroasted by two furry men. you wouldnt get it. *hides away face in shame* *takes a little peek to see if youre interested*
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hornyposting befkre bed is crazy. i will now daydream about getting teased and fucked by anothdr furry man Goodnight ๐ <- wants to get touched Bad
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Not a lot of people know this but if you say โbe a good boy for me? Please?โ Boys will trip over themselves and cream their pants while doing whatever you want
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I love transgender faggots if youโre a transgender faggot I am kissing you on the mouth (with tongue) and jerking you off
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he/it pussy cures terminal illness and brother, iโm starting to feel sick
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ok having adhd and masturbating is actually a problem bc i will try to think sexy thoughts and fantasies and then i get fucking distracted and think about random shit and my vibrators still on and im thinking about the ethics of colonizing mars
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You ever be horny but not entirely in the "I wanna be fucked" way
Just sort of in the "I really just want attention and to be able to be a dumb dog for a little bit cause life is a little too much right now' kinda way?
Like I just wanna be gagged and muzzled cause puppies don't talk
Want my hands cuffed behind my back while you pet me and praise me and caress me and say nice things about me so I don't have to think for a while
That actually could fix me for a little bit at least
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i need to jack off some bearded feminine twink and then i will feelbetter. all of my problems will be solved
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autistic but i got the sex autism so while im tying you up and leashing you like a good boy i infodump about how this releases endorphins that get you in that fuzzy elated mood and i tell all about how sex is so important for building intimate bonds between people. then i pull the rope tighter and hear you squeal
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I hope everyone worked hard on having weirder fetishes today
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Head empty no thoughts except the mental image of jerking someone off while they go on some nerdy tangent and listening to the changes in their breathing and the noises theyโre making and telling them that Iโll stop touching them if they stop talking so they have to keep going while theyโre stumbling over their words and trying real hard to string together sentences
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