delinquentpuppy

[delinquentpuppy]

*gordon ramsey at a kink party voice* cockwarming? you call this warm? it's bloody burnt that thing is. you've cremated it, it's naught but fucking ashes! *turns around and sees a pup* for fucks sake there's animals in the kitchen too. he's got fucking paws and he could cook a cock better than you

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LMAO I SAW ONE OF MY SUPERVISORS FROM WORK AT THE KINK EVENT

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aha yeah i'm porn-brained . they gave me a ct scan and there were hot people in leather doing sex in there .im a medical mystery apparently

[delinquentpuppy]

Why am I so goddamn horny all the fucking time. Like this shit ain't funny anymore. Jacking off ain't enough, I need to be stuffed

[delinquentpuppy]

keep thinking of this tweet and trying to not crack up in front of women

[delinquentpuppy]

need an old guy calling me kid as i go down on him 😵‍💫that deep, gravely edge to his voice as he groans, pulling on my hair as i swallow around him, watching him arch his back as he lets out the prettiest moans for me

[delinquentpuppy]

dragging my mutt into a bathroom stall because he hasn’t been able to keep his paws to himself while we’re in public. roughly jerking him off because its clear what he’s been begging for, teasing in a low voice. what, gonna clench and make a mess on my fingers? gonna whine so loud i have to cover your mouth and push your head back into the stall door so no one hears us? you better hope that biting your own hand is enough to stifle your whimpers when i kneel on this grimy tile to suck you off.

[delinquentpuppy]

tboy puppy x tboy dog. pinning him down with my bigger paws and watching him squirm and writhe to get me off. his pathetic little eyes as he realises he isn't winning this. watching him get his paws around my throat and get cocky as his little dog syndrome kicks in. the slight fear in his eyes when my face gets serious and I pin him back down and force his legs open to slide my knot in. the yelps as I push further and further in with my paws on his throat. sliding a hand up to slide my fingers in his mouth as he gags and whines around them.

seeing his pathetic little tail wagging the entire time.

[delinquentpuppy]

[delinquentpuppy]

pleaseeeeeeeee let me have a peanus ill be so good i promise ill walk it and feed it and water it and get it its shots and train it and trim its claws and everything

[delinquentpuppy]

we need more packer play i think. i want you groping it through my jeans and commenting on how you can feel me get hard. i want you tracing the outline of it with your fingers. i want you picking out the size of my packer. i want you sucking on it and begging for me to cum down your throat

[delinquentpuppy]

Joining the war on fetish and kink on the side of the fetish and kink

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the type of horny that can only be fixed by someone who is deeply in love with me

[delinquentpuppy]

even the dom says :3 and ehehe

[delinquentpuppy]

i’m so fucking sick of people taking aspects of historical gay sexuality and saying “but what if i made it squeaky clean and sexless so i can have it” sometimes not everything is for you babes!!! sometimes you don’t get to have everything!!!

[delinquentpuppy]

when i ask for the lighter this is what i mean

[delinquentpuppy]

The urge to make him painfully hard when we're out in public.

To rub his inner thighs near his crotch while we're sitting next to each other, brush against his nipples by accident, whisper the most disgusting things into his ear, to kiss his pretty neck a second too long. To see him crumble, see his pupils dilate, his pants getting too tight.

To make him a dumb and blushy mess for me until he's not even able to talk, just waiting patiently like a good boy until I finally take him home.