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Actually you CAN use the same word twice in the same paragraph. The same sentence even. If it's funny, if it's for emphasis, if it's harping on a theme, if you're sexy and you do whatever you want forever. Write on

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So, a little while ago I rage deleted my Emmrich companion swap mods off Nexus because I had my work undermined.

Took me a while to get my motivation back, but I finally decided to reupload them again. This time they’re full swaps, not just at the lighthouse, and he’s in underwear in each romance scene :)

Get them here 💚

Thank you to those who reached out and motivated me to put them back out there 😄

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Good morning, good-looking~ This is the killer speaking.

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Gif commission for @lotusfueltofire 💙 Thank you so much for your order! Giffing Viago is always fun, especially with such a cool Rook 😍

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Virtual photography commission for @lotusfueltofire 📸 Thank you very much again! 💓

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Lucanis, you're supposed to marry Rook and then Viago will just also be there too don't make it weird

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I can’t be the only one who saw Cailan and Alistair and immediately thought “they’re related” before even knowing about Alistair’s parentage, right?

Because, like:

That is a severe case of ‘Same Face Syndrome’

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A ray of sunshine

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GYATT DAMN I'm in full simp mode tonight and I'd like to present my collection of personal favorite Lucanis screenshots scoured from the Internet in the early days of Veilguard.

If anyone can tell me who these belong to feel free to tag.

The first and the last belong to @babblingrook

Bonus for my favorite gifs

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Thank you for your nice messages on my previous post ;_;Here is the final result ^^

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Rook stumbled, dazed, and Lucanis would not waste this advantage. He landed and flipped Rook so they were back to chest, Lucanis pinning his arms together and pressing a rapier against his neck. Spite roared with delight as, for good measure, he nudged forward and forced Rook on one knee.

He had learnt much going after the others; you should always bet on Rook’s odds, no matter how improbable.

Bearing down on those broad shoulders, Lucanis looked down at him, panting. “Do you yield?”

Rook grinned sharply, baring his canines for the first time since Lucanis had come to know him.

The blood pounded in his ears as Rook leaned forward and skimmed his taut neck against the thin sheathe of his blade.

Lucanis felt his stomach drop, a flash of something hot flooding through him before Rook’s leg swept below. He felt his knees buckle and his feet lift into the air as he crashed toward the floor. Training kicked in and he remembered to tuck and roll just in time. But Rook was quick. Perhaps his armour would normally weigh him down, but today he was dressed only in his barrack leathers, and so he climbed on top of Lucanis with ease.

He made no such request as he bent over and pinned Lucanis’s arms to the ground; chestnut hair falling, he said simply, “Yield.”

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excerpt from a oneshot

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Absolutely love taking the least appropriate people for the quest.

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Oh my god, ADHD medication heat intolerance IS an actual thing? I tried to do research on it and all I could find was vague maybes, like "this may be a side effect" with no details. I've always been sensitive to heat, even as a kid, but since starting my meds (which are helping a lot!) the upper limit is so much lower! I go outside when it's more than 70˚F and I can feel the weight of the sun on my skin. I've been inside or under an umbrella for months, this summer has been a Struggle but I still wasn't sure I wasn't, you know. Making it up.

You're not crazy- poor heat tolerance is a well-known side effect of many ADHD Medications and SSRIs, which are often prescribed alongside ADHD Meds because they make the stimulants more effective, and beacuse having ADHD is depressing AF. Prior to going on Buproprion and Adderall, my heat tolerance was up to 100F, and now it's more like 68F lol.

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zev with his & hof’s children bcs i wanted to practice drawing lil gremlins

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I may have ended up going into tech, but getting a pre-law degree and working for attorneys for a few years repeatedly saved me from getting totally ripped off in my early 20s. So many charlatans are only able to get away with their bullshit because they expect you to not know what your rights are or how to create a paper trail.

I once had a landlord try to withhold my entire security deposit after I moved out despite leaving the place in good shape. Just by writing a letter that A) cited the state statute saying a landlord must provide an itemized list with invoices for any repairs they deduct from a tenant’s security deposit, B) bluffed by declaring my intention to file suit if they did not (and cited the same statute again, which says that tenants are entitled to recover DOUBLE what the landlord withheld if they did so in bad faith) , and C) sending it via certified mail with return receipt (so they couldn’t claim not to have received it), they sent me back a check for like 2/3 of what they tried to withhold, plus the itemized list, plus an apology. I spent $2 on postage and half an hour on the letter and got back $300.

Another time, I got into a car accident (in which I was officially found not at fault) where the other person was driving a rental car. Over a year after the fact, I received a letter from some sketchy claims adjuster demanding immediate payment for around $2000 in damages to the other car. Once I stopped panicking, I gathered the info from my old insurance claim and called the adjuster, and some very snippy lady told me the letter was sent in error and I should disregard it. I followed up with her by email restating exactly what she told me on the phone, instructing them to work with my insurance company on any future inquiries about the accident, and threatening to involve my attorney (which I did not have) if they ever directly contacted me about it again. And again, I got an apology and saved myself a crazy amount of money.

If you are getting ripped off (or sense you are about to be), you want to ask yourself two things:

1. Can I indisputably prove that I said/did this? That they said/did this? When?

2. What rights do I have under the law? (For a lot of issues, googling “can X legally do Y” + your jurisdiction is a good place to start.)

And then, if you’re in the right, bluff. Act like you’re going to sue even if you know you don’t have the time or resources to do it. They don’t know you won’t, and even if they think they’d win, they know that would cost them more in attorney’s fees than just letting this go.