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Affirmations:

- my hair is thick and fluffy

- everyone likes me

- I'm never going to go bald

- I'm never going to die

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I could never play Ado Annie because there’s no way I could guarantee I wouldn’t at some point in front of a paying audience sing

🎶 Whut you goin’ to do when he talks thet way?

Shit in his eye?🎶

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I wish Wilson’s Carousel had lived up to his Oklahoma!

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does anyone wanna go to the desert with me? it has to be gay

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Beauregard Nanza

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Glenn Boachello, Broadway’s Most Evil Actor

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Every time I start feeling a little guilty for no reason about staying up writing until 3am, or sleeping in past 10, I think about that Hunter S. Thompson daily routine that’s like. 3pm: Wake up. 4pm cocaine. 4:30pm cocaine. 5pm cocaine. 6pm smoke a little weed. 7pm Loiter. 9pm start doing coke seriously 12am midnight: Start writing. Just for a little perspective like, I could be doing worse. I could be doing in fact so much worse.

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🎶Don’t forGEEEET me

Cuz if you LEEEET me

I will always stay by you🎶

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*first time using gay slang* you look like you're wearing a wig!! and you look like a cunt!!!

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obsessed w this sign at the hospital

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one william dollars and thirty-two gents 🧐

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-Awkwafina, I am your father

-Whatchutalmbout

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Ever since i was a little boy i knew i wanted to stan actresses in their 50’s.

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your email found me unwell