delicatedelcatty

[delicatedelcatty]

That's peasant work. Catty's a delicate little princess. 💜

Delcatty are very poor mousers, but surprisingly good watch Pokémon. With little effort, they can be trained to alert if they see something or someone where they aren't supposed to be.

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Could be both.

Now Meow

Meow

is that like a command or an attempt at communication

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YEAH!!!! ⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️💜💜💜💜🔥🔥🔥🔥💀💀💀💀💀

> Hear a weird noise outside while I’m cleaning up for the night

> Its like a clanging. Confusion

> I go out and check it out

> Team skull grunts across the street gathered around a lamp post???

> One of them headbutts it really hard, making the clanging sound again. The rest cheer and start hyping them up

> What

[delicatedelcatty]

@numbskullsofhoenn

Tomorrow night? 🥺✨️

> Hear a weird noise outside while I’m cleaning up for the night

> Its like a clanging. Confusion

> I go out and check it out

> Team skull grunts across the street gathered around a lamp post???

> One of them headbutts it really hard, making the clanging sound again. The rest cheer and start hyping them up

> What

[delicatedelcatty]

Yeah also sometimes you find a great ball in there.

There is no way as many people here are getting followed home by Zorua as they claim. They are such shy and elusive Pokémon.

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Sure! Do it!

i'm not going to put it on the original post because im not an asshole but who wants to hear an awful thought i had

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New REBLOG Game

Just fucking lie about the previous poster

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Sorry Jax. You've been assigned Pop Teen Idol. You gotta go join a boy band now.

Sorry I don't make the rules!

I feel extremely weird, like oddly energetic even though I just woke up. something is up

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She definitely did that last night. Ngl, living the dream out there. I'd make midnight bread too.

-Jo

none of you know i made bread at like midnight last night and then ate almost the entire loaf with nothing but my teeth

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N

Yk what else doesn't have an "A" in it?

K

Well of course K doesn't have an "A" in it, it is one letter. Are you okay.

[delicatedelcatty]

bet you guys can’t make a sentence without the letter a

-🐉

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Take on a gym leader using your bare hands against their pokemon and see what they say.

You might get disqualified but like. It'd be funny.

ok, I've been training while wearing a pwer bracer and a power lens, so I should be done ev training by tomorrow morning.

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Awww they're buddies!

That's even better than I thought thanks Basil!

Give us Toothy and Jupetta's relationship drama! The world needs to know! ( @delicatedelcatty )

relationship drama? i don't think toothy has a bone of drama in his entire body jo which is wild considering i'm only like three inches taller than him.

jupetta likes riding around on top of him. she doesn't even care where the fuck he's going but he's big warm and soft so free ride.

he's been around her for... what, like. ten fucking years?? arceus above i caught her when i was 15. but yeah they're buddies. she's managed to train him not to lick her. both of them have transported me around in various capacities

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Evil Basil kinda can get it ngl

@works-of-magic i am NOT going to indulge in your attempt to make me mad at you :<<<< but i have provided proof of my 'bite'. though i do not need to use it frequently :>> draining life energy is only a matter of proximity

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I mean he hasn't been put in a test tube YET.

We could still try it. It's never too late

did NotSimon ever get out the tube btw??

YES my simon is out of the tube he is fine. relatively speaking :>

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ZEE'S BACK YEAH!!!

Hello my lovely skiddo kiddos, it’s me, Lady Zee. I know I’ve been on a surprise hiatus for a little bit now, but Tetia the terrific was so kind as to cover for me. Don’t forget to send her a “thank you” over Chatot or just comment below for her.

I’ll have a complete update video up soon. I’m… In rough shape right now, so please be patient with me, my darlings.

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Lol wtf?

That's wild. Hey anyone want my dreams? I dreamed I was a piece of broccoli last night and I was begging some Paldean guy not to put me on a sandwich.

Who puts broccoli on sandwiches? Bleh.

-Jo

astonishing to me now people just let things happen to themselves. the fucking dream game going around?? is there one single benefit to that. nobody who would send out their dreams to other people is having good dreams