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Okay, now I'm feeling vindictive

This is worse, in its way, than the pornbots.

Here's something that turned up in my ask box just now.

...So. You've all seen these. Some of them are genuine. Lots aren't.

Here's where their message leads:

...Okay. The first warning sign: this account is about 3 days old.

But the second: searching on the details of the plea for help via Google, what do we find but...

...Poor Macaroni has repeatedly been hit by cars, and has repeatedly suffered busted femurs, since 2015.

"This," as the saying goes, "starts to look like carelessness." :/

Taking advantage of the kindness of strangers this way is vile... and plainly there's no shortage of people willing to indulge.

So: yeah, I'll be delighted to help the OP get some more traction on this! You betcha. By:

Blocking. Reporting. Reporting to PayPal as well. And dropping @staff a note, when I have a moment. Because allowing this stuff to prosper here just invites more people to try it on. :/

...Pass the news around, friends. ("And call it Macaroni.")

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Get him Anya

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SO LIKE MAYBE THE ART DEPARTMENT LEFT A HINT? AN EASTER EGG? A CLUE???

In which the Good Omens art department channels Aziraphale.

(from the Bookshop Tour DVD extra)

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I apologize if this has already been done, but a friend on discord suggested it and I had to lmao

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Hey guys,

I’ll make this short. Today a racist idiot burned our car completely. It can only be sold for scrap because the motor, brain and sensors are fried.

We’re a family of black latine immigrants. we did not get any stimulus checks. I was forced to drop out cause I can’t pay for college so I’m using my shop to sustain my family, and without a car this is just so, so much more difficult.

I beg of you. If you’ve ever used these:

Please. please consider boosting and/or donating. I’m in complete shambles over this. 

http://paypal.me/mothcharm  http://ko-fi.com/swordknight  https://mothcharm.bigcartel.com

Thank you ♥

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life is just one ibuprofen after the other

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bestie i hope you remember that  you do not have to be good. you do not have to walk on your knees for a hundred miles through the desert repenting. you only have to let the soft animal of your body love what it loves. remember that. goodnight. love u

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God please heal the part of me that i can't discuss

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Love Wins! I Am Sleeping With Your Wife

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fuck you (confession of love)

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"fuck you, my child is completely fine" your child has seen so many posts with that phrase that knows what's the right format

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“fuck you my child is complete fine” your child heard the voices of saint margaret, saint catherine, and saint michael telling her to don armour and lead the french army to victory against the english

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sorry i tried to drink your blood i think you're cute

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i hope i’m not just a mutual to you but also an enemy and a whore