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bad news, euclid fans! i just disproved his assertation that parallel lines don't intersect for their entire infinite length. i walked along them for approximately 8.6 x 10⁸ km and you know what i found? that's right, a tangle.

they don't touch for the rest of their infinite length though, i did check. in both directions.

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dystopia au where we are all assigned one of two chosen genders at birth

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The shogun of sengoku-era america, Abraham Lincoln

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the next conclave is going to be called 2 con 2 clave and they have to elect 2 popes

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My boyfriend’s asleep 😭

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taken from the UK supreme court ruling (paragraph 221)

''Moreover, women living in the male gender could also be excluded under paragraph 28 without this amounting to gender reassignment discrimination. This might be considered proportionate where reasonable objection is taken to their presence, for example, because the gender reassignment process has given them a masculine appearance or attributes to which reasonable objection might be taken in the context of the women-only service being provided.''

this basically bars trans men from any ''single-sex'' spaces

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Yall wanna see cope the likes nobody has ever seen?

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draft kings could do the funniest thing ever right now and offer a free $5 bet on the next pope

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Like, it’s gotten to the point where I’m supposed to (according to Tumblr) be boycotting or not using so much that I literally can’t pursue any of my hobbies without feeling guilty. I can’t watch Doctor Who because I’m supposed to be boycotting Disney, never mind my parents pay for Disney+ and won’t stop. I can’t play Zelda because it’s Problematic. I can’t do robot combat because the lithium batteries come from exploitation and the plastic used would pollute once I’m done with a chassis. It seems the only ethical thing I can do under Tumblr ethics is end my life, and I’m not going to do that.

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Not now kitten daddy's googling his symptoms

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*goes to egg your house but I find out you're vegan so I ¼ cup of unsweetened applesauce your house instead*

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A hero without a cape

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for sale: undertale copy, never played

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To note:

FR: concentrer /EN: focus

FR: écureuil /EN: squirrel

FR: pingouin /EN: penguin

FR: câlin /EN: hug

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Is there enough juice left in Pope Francis for him to shame JD Vance one more time?

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All those jokes about Tumblr being the social media platform of last resort every time another big player shits the bed are gonna stop being funny real fast if we end up getting a big influx of ex-4channers.

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Apparently Target is rethinking being anti DEI because foot traffic in their stores has been declining for like 10 weeks straight and their stock has been dropping in unison and listen, I know a lot of this is probably because consumer spending goes down in general when the economy is unstable (tarrifs, mass federal gov layoffs etc.) but I think we should just keep running boycotts of different brands to convince them that they only make money when they're woke. I know we dunked on rainbow capitalism because it was cornball and performative but I don't even give a shit. These companies shouldn't be able to be openly pro-Trump and expect us to ignore it. They should not be allowed to bend the knee to racist, xenophobic, homophobic, transphobic, abelist, generally bigoted culture war bullshit without taking a hit to their bottom line. These billionaire dipshits wanted unfettered capitalism with a madman at the helm and they should not be allowed to enable that without feeling some of the hurt along with the rest of us. Make these corporate assholes think money is stored in the woke